Penis's Revenge

when you dont jerk it off for a long time and it cums in sleep

penis's revenge

by ACNHVillagersfatcock September 28, 2022

Revengeance

A mix between Revenge and Vengeance. Used in Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance's title.

Raiden Fan #27595: AND NEVER RELIZING WHY I FIGHHTTTT!!!
Person with common sense: Shut up! Revengeance jokes ARE NOT funny!

by fsdsdsffs April 19, 2022

Revenge Floss

When you are going down an a hairy bitch and then make out with her with pubes in your mouth

Gave that bitch a Revenge Floss, maybe she'll wanna shave next time

by Bizz2504 February 12, 2023

revenge residue

the imaginary leftovers on your fingertips after enacting some sweet revenge

After I got some payback on Steve for breaking my windshield by slashing his tires, there was still some revenge residue on my hands. I licked every finger in front of him. It was awesome.

by Power of 4 March 7, 2012

habibi's revenge

The horrendous diarrhea you get as a result of food poisoning from middle eastern food.

I got a case of habibi's revenge from eating mahamouds samosa and Chai and haven't left the toilet in 2 days

by Sleepy weasel 24 February 2, 2024

Escobar’s revenge

Synonymous with coke shits.

Similar to how foreigners drinking water in Mexico can lead to diarrhea and other symptoms being known as Montezuma’s Revenge, this burning-ass ordeal can be attributed to the ghost of Pablo Escobar laughing maniacally upon seeing somebody locked to the toilet with wretched diarrhea after a night of binging cocaine.

Person 1: Dude, I haven’t been able to leave the bathroom for an hour. I’m not saying I regret splitting an eight-ball with you and the gang last night, but holy fuck my asshole is on fire.
Person 2: Don’t I know it. Your digestive tract was overstimulated from all the blow - it’s Escobar’s Revenge, brother.

by Jigginsmusic December 6, 2022

Montreal's revenge

Noun - diarrhea specifically caused by eating the Quebecois dish poutine; a play on Montezuma's revenge

I knew I shouldn't have had poutine for lunch - headed to the can again for another round of Montreal's revenge.

by Visually Violated March 30, 2022