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Howardism

A "cult" made up by a group of high school kids as a way to appreciate a teacher. While their methods of appreciating said teacher might be a little bit strange, they have good intentions. Mr. Said Teacher, you know who you are, just know that these kids, including myself, think you're a pretty cool dude. Teachers don't often get appreciated, and are often taken for granted, so the creators of the cult wanted you to know that they, even though most are failing your class and could be doing better things with their time, such as trying to pass your class, think that your a great teacher, myself included. Mr. Said Teacher, if you are reading this, WE APPREICIATE YOUR EXISTANCE.
Mr. Said Teacher: You know you're failing my class right?
Over caffeinated and sleep deprived kids: Yeah, but Howardism is our way of showing you we think your a cool dude.
Mr. Said Teacher: You still have a 17% in my class.
by -phg- December 8, 2019
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Hoard

a large amount of something valuable that is kept hidden
a hoard of jewels.
a squirrel's hoard of nuts.
by toxicvic June 28, 2019
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Howards Family

An exclusive men’s only club that existed in the 18th and early 19 century. Its members consisted of the upper class and high society of their time. A well dressed man that excelled in the arts of courtship, dueling, haberdashing.
I was going to punch out that guy for staring at my wife but I realized that he was part of Howards Family and I lost my nerve.
by Mr. Francis October 7, 2006
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picture hoarder

One who takes photos, usually at fun events where other people would like to see said pictures, and fails to upload them or distribute them, ever.
Me friend, Boni, loves to take hundreds of great pictures that would be perfect for myspace or facebook but, unfortunately, she is a picture hoarder and these pictures will never be seen.
by jt1892 February 18, 2009
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shekel hoarder

An individual who hoards large amounts of shekels; Commonly Jewish.
"Dammit, Smhuel's closet is literally filled with shekels!"

"Aw fuck, I knew Smhuel was a shekel hoarder."
by Ayy Money March 17, 2016
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Hoardiculture

Collecting so much junk there are piles of random shit cluttering everywhere possible and then claiming its a cultural trend.
While visiting Jenny, a friend trips over box of dildos in the hallway cutting her knee on a roll of barbed wire.
Jenny proudly states she's into hoardiculture.
Her friend leaves to get a tetanus shot.
by rapunzabel October 3, 2016
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hoardermining

The process when circumstances force one, who is loathe to throw away anything, to separate things which actually have personal value from trash.
I spent this past weekend hoardermining through 20 years of accumulated stuff in preparation to moving in with Claire. Ninety-five percent of the stuff was trash, but I found some really cool stuff including love letters, old business cards, and my birth certificate among other things.
by DDJudge August 30, 2018
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