Hand Cheese

The remnants of masturbation. Generally includes semen, lotion, and other fun things.

"Geez, why won't this hand cheese come off?"

by onbusmis February 22, 2009

Hand Cluck

The act of masturbation, particularly masturbation so furious that the action of one's hand causes the genitals to begin making a flapping or clapping noise.

That fat loser became so aroused watching lesbian porn that he dropped his pants in front of everyone and started making his hand cluck.

by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005

aquaman hands

skeet covered hands that give the "webbed finger" effect

Damn man, i wouldnt mess with that bitch, she got them aquaman hands.

by Dantastic!!! a.k.a skipper March 16, 2008

Hand racer

The act of two gay men jacking off eachother; the first one to jizz is the winner and takes it in the ass (optional)

Also code word for gays so people "dont know" what it means.

Also is a derogetory term for gays like rump ranger butt pirate fudge packer

"i heard jay was a hand racer"
"Hey bobby wanna have a hand race after dinner"

by Hahhamecool April 9, 2010

Crazy Hand

The alternate hand to Master Hand. While Master Hand is the manifest of creation, Crazy Hand is the manifest of destruction. His first appearance in Super Smash Bros. Melee, he appeared alongside Master Hand if you got through Classic in a certain way.

Ex: Auuuugh! I just saw another hand trying to kill me!!
Lax: That depends... Which one was it?
Ex: Left!
Lax: Crazy Hand?

by Jack Spearow April 30, 2008

helping hand

Assistance given to someone who becomes tired while providing a handjob.

While Dick Cheney was giving me a handjob, but was too tired to continue, I took hold of his wrist and gave him a helping hand. The helping hand provides a somewhat similar experience and sensation to the Stranger in the Night.

by Jon Vermillion and E.B. August 22, 2005

Hulk Hands

An awkward, often painful handjob given by an inexperienced female where the recipient's penis is squeezed in a pulsing manner rather than stroked up and down, resulting in the discomfort of the recipient.

"I thought she knew what she was doing up until she completely crushed my penis with her Hulk Hands."

by hulkhands May 20, 2010