Harry Potter

A book about a orphan who shoots lightning bolts with a stick that he bought of a guy who lives behind a pub. he goes to a school to learn how to use the stick but then a guy with no nose try's to kill him because he want's do be the king of everything. Harry Potter then gets himself killed so he can do a pro gamer move and respawn. Then in a big final battle he uses a different stick because a snake ate his last one to kill the nose-less guy and everyone is happy.

Parent: why don't you read Harry Potter?

Kid: because i'm busy playing FORTNTIE

by ItsurUncleLou November 19, 2019

Harry Potter Syndrome

It’s the military privilege of post war syndrome that make people think pictures move and past time is established.

Damn this Harry Potter syndrome my grandad that is dead keeps talking. I love him.

by Samantha Jo November 8, 2019

Harry Potter

Better than Twilight in every way or form possible.

Harry Potter is better than Twilight. It is nether opinion nor fiction, it is simply a fact.

by Kacchan_420_277 January 2, 2020

Harry Potter

he's a wizard from the heccin harry potter series, how-

Hagrid- You're a Wizard Harry.
Harry Potter- *confused noises*

by epicbruh October 20, 2019

Harry potter

the most gay book released

Lucy - " hey Lottie! What are you reading ? "
Lottie - " harry potter "
Lucy - " ew thats gay "

by sillygreygoose December 9, 2019

Harry Freakin Potter

The 2nd Song in Starkid's A Very Potter Sequel

You're Harry Freakin Potter, we don't prefer Gandalf, Merlin or Oz! You're a whole hotter, with that lightning scar you're a superstar to us all, if we're in trouble we know who to call

by TheSolveItSquadAHHHHHHHHHH January 30, 2023

Harry Potter

A character from a JK Roweling book. He came out of the closet and got assaulted by two old men.

Harry Potter’s dick is a three millimetre defeater!

by FouthNose July 6, 2022