gomer

Gomer- n.(Go-mer): A term derived from 'gamer' and 'room' to define someone who stays in their dorm room almost constantly. Common variants include the gaming gomer, linux gomer, anime gomer, and study freak gomer. Can also be used in verb form 'gomering' to define someone who is holed up in their room. These people tend to be experts in their chosen feild.

Student 1:Hey, want to play some Starcraft?
Student 2:Nah, but I'm sure Bob will play, he's INSANE at Starcraft.
Student 1:Who's Bob?
Student 2:Oh, you've probably never seen him, he's a gomer.

by Joe Sch. December 28, 2005

Gomer

A large pile of shit the breaks the surface of the toilet water

Sorry dude, but I just left a gomer in your toilet.

by DC.Kerr June 22, 2008

Goner

A goner is a girl boner.

That guy is soo hot! I totally just got a goner!

by poptoast16 June 29, 2009

goner

a boner resulting from sexual attraction from same sex...simply, a gay boner

George Bush gets raging goners everytime he watches Bill O'Reilly

by heezy420 September 3, 2010

Gaper

A guy thats had anal so many times that his buttwhole is gaping wide

Cameron: Why are you such a gaper?
Tim: your the one who made me this way!

by gay5r940580943850983905 June 28, 2010

Gomper

To insult someone who is stupid to the point where you want to pull your eyes out of your head.

Bernard was so stupid for shitting on a cat..........'He's a facking Gomper!'

by Rampont Rodjer May 20, 2008

Gopher holing

Similiar to the stinky pinky, gopher holing is the act of placing one's finger in the anus, either your own or your partners, and later having the unmistakable urge to take a quick sniff of the finger later, sometimes repeatedly.

The idea of sticking my finger up her ass, even after she asked for it was off putting. But later I found myself gopher holing out of sheer curiosity.

by Mannimal October 2, 2014