Blow Hole glory hole

The act of shoving your dick in a marine animal e.g dolphins or whales blow hole

Shoving yo dick in a whales blow hole. The Blow Hole Glory Hole

by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022

what's the story morning glory?

a question asked when talking to someone with a cocaine hang-over

hey, what's the story morning glory?

by madferit March 14, 2003

living on the right side of the glory hole

The act of being in charge of one’s life while still taking chances like the man with his member through a glory hole. The preferable side of the otherwise uncomfortable 2 person act of glory hole-ing.

Doug: “Did you see Brad is opening a new topless casino downtown?

Jeff: “That guy’s really living on the right side of the glory hole man”

by Smittydidit January 1, 2023

social "just us" glory whore

A person who only views social issues from their side and always tries to get all the attention for themselves and not the issue.

Ceci would not shut up about how the social injustice of racism negatively impacted her commute to work and how she has worked to make things better for everyone. She was viewed as a social "just us" glory whore by those she claimed to defend but refused to give a ride to on her way to work - she wouldn't let them in her car.

by von groovy June 22, 2019

tribesman's glory

a glory hole through a grass hut

i was so horney in somalia, i stuck my dick in a tribesman's glory

by ^^!$#@ October 15, 2022

Glory scratch

When stubble is felt on the other side of a glory hole.

"Dude! "I totally got a glory scratch from that truck stop last night."

by Brostadermus May 30, 2019

Morning Glory Rooster(s)

When nature calls in the morning, but it's not you, it's you neighbour...
Having a grand time with his girl, humping away, whilst you're trying get some extra time to sleep.

Once upon a time, you tried to have a quiet lazy Sunday morning...
Some random moans start to emerge, but assumed it's just the wind...

Then all of the sudden, some screams came one after the other, for a good minute or two...
Did it sound human? Am I still dreaming?

Nope, it's the bloody floorboards and walls not being thick enough!

Hence the "Morning Glory Rooster(s)"...

The end.

by stereoGeeza March 15, 2014