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gentleman's flush

the proper act of flushing one's toilet mid-way whilst taking a dump

usually a precautionary action in order to avoid clogging the toilet

especially important when plumbing is mediocre, and strictly unnecessary on aircraft lavatories

it has nothing to do with poker
after Thanksgiving most people usually forget the Gentleman's Flush and end up clogging their toilets.
by jonathan_cuervo November 28, 2009
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Gentleman's Pounding

The act of sexual intercourse with someone whom you have feelings(wife) or minimal respect for(girlfriend; friendly work acquaintance). The act includes, but not limited to, semi aggressive pile driving in missionary, or doggy style positions. Ass spanking, light name calling(mild profanity as not to offend), while keeping respect and dignity in tact for the recipient. The ultimate goal in this scenario is to have a functional relationship upon completion of the act with the hopes of a repeat if mutally desired.
Joe: "Hey man, how did your happy hour turn out last night?"

Mike: "My wife was pretty horny and in a good mood afterwards, so I issued her a Gentleman's Pounding!"

Joe: " Nice Dude!"
by OchoShinka July 12, 2010
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Gentleman's Cut

1: A hemming alteration of the sleeve on gentleman's shirt which bares and highlights the gentleman's tricep, while maintaining the general appearance of a normal sleeve.

2: the circumsized area of a penis
1: "Swirling Murphy's, Charlotte, your tri's are poppin' off in that gentlemen's cut."

2: "I met Patrick Swayze, and his tongue knew it's way around a Gentleman's Cut."
by frannydanger August 6, 2010
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Gentleman's Poop

A dignified bowel movement: one log, no wiping required.
"I had a cup of coffee and a gentleman's poop. My morning is going great!"
by A Gentleman Who Poops December 15, 2011
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Gentleman's Jetpack

An anal sex position involving two nude men wherein one man is giving another a low-riding piggyback ride.
Andrew is getting a "Gentleman's Jetpack" from Fletcher.
by DTM9 June 22, 2012
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gentle dick

The guys who act nice one minute and a jerk the next. Basically their fake.
OMG Tommy is such a gentle dick! he held the door for me and then he smacked my ass when I was almost through the door!
by Ghetto Blasta January 22, 2016
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gentle thug

a thug who is sensitive enough to ask you how you’re feeling mentally and emotionally, however because the individual is still a thug by nature they will more than likely only pipe while holding the strap
Tiffany is so lucky! She caught herself a gentle thug.
by onlyeverbeentruth November 25, 2019
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