Germany

A country that almost won two world wars but is 0-2 because America called it a little bitch.

Germany: Alright, so the allies are on their knees and Russia surrendered, we got this
*American Anthem starts playing*
Germany: *Screams*

by SkadooSkadaeyournowgay May 10, 2018

Dirty German

Heating up a sausage in the oven then fucking someone in the ass with it while reading Mien Kemf

She is so hot I'd give her a dirty german for lunch

by paraleel October 3, 2011

Germanator

An awesome German kid who doesn't talk a lot at first.
Pale, really blonde, and has a very German nose.
Makes silly immature jokes, but is actually very deep.

"Who's that really pale blonde kid over there?"
"...They call him Da Germanator."

by Em-ah-Flea January 2, 2009

german meat grinder

when a female with braces is giving a blow job,and after he cums she brushes her teeth with his cum

man my slong is sore from that girl giving me a german meat grinder last night

by allll riiiight May 1, 2010

German Sausage Factory

A nightclub or party at which males outnumber females several times over. Resulting in the few females present recieving lots of unwanted male attention and in turn leaving themselves, thus intensifying the effect.

Fackin hell, where are all the ladies at? Its like a German Sausage Factory in here!

by robricciardi June 11, 2011

germantown

a town in wisconsin run by complete morons. suburb of milwaukee. the schools are full of mostly wiggers and girls that 'get around'. nothing very exciting to do except smoke weed, which is basically what everyone does all day. you can get from one side of the town to the other in about 10 minutes. there's a few bars, bubs is probably the best and it's not even that great.

oh nothing, just being bored in germantown

by shalalalaqua July 24, 2011

German Surfer

Noun: Self-induced fellatio. Usually whilst straddling a surfboard amid the ocean surf at sunset.

"I just gave myself a German Surfer."
"I bet that guy just gave himself a German Surfer."

Man 1: "Hey, I just sucked my own dick."

Man 2: "You mean to say you just gave yourself a German Surfer?"

Man 1: "Indeed, it was quite satisfactory."

by Dirrkk June 3, 2009