Definitions by SkadooSkadaeyournowgay

Germany 

A country that almost won two world wars but is 0-2 because America called it a little bitch.

Germany: Alright, so the allies are on their knees and Russia surrendered, we got this
*American Anthem starts playing*
Germany: *Screams*

Germany by SkadooSkadaeyournowgay May 10, 2018

Canada

Supposedly exists north of my country, but there is no proven evidence of its existence so everything north of the US only contains polar bears, Eskimos, and gays.

Person 1: "So, where do you come from?"
Person 2: "Canada,"
Person 1: "So your gay?"
Person 2: "no u,"
Person 1: *dies*

Canada by SkadooSkadaeyournowgay March 2, 2018