Canada

Supposedly exists north of my country, but there is no proven evidence of its existence so everything north of the US only contains polar bears, Eskimos, and gays.
Person 1: "So, where do you come from?"
Person 2: "Canada,"
Person 1: "So your gay?"
Person 2: "no u,"
Person 1: *dies*
by SkadooSkadaeyournowgay March 02, 2018
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Germany

A country that almost won two world wars but is 0-2 because America called it a little bitch.
Germany: Alright, so the allies are on their knees and Russia surrendered, we got this
*American Anthem starts playing*
Germany: *Screams*
by SkadooSkadaeyournowgay May 10, 2018
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