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Grease Monkey 

A playful term for wet coochie, “grease monkey” is often used flirtatiously and with confidence, sometimes with a little attitude, and can also refer to something personal or off-limits—like a prized possession—used in phrases like “This my grease monkey” or “He can’t get none of this grease monkey,” especially when you know you’ve got the juice and they can’t handle it.
“This grease monkey got him acting like he in love.”
Nah, he fumbled. This grease monkey on lockdown now.”
“He acting right, so I might let him test drive the grease monkey.”
“He keep texting me, but he not getting this grease monkey.”
“He been trying for weeks, but he can’t get none of this grease monkey.”

Grease Monkey 

Grease monkey” is a flirtatious, confident, and sometimes cheeky term for wet kitty (i.e. female genitalia, especially when aroused). It’s often used with a little attitude and swagger—implying ownership, desirability, or exclusivity. It can also represent something deeply personal or untouchable, like a prized possession.
"This grease monkey got him acting like he in love."
"Nah, he fumbled. This grease monkey on lockdown now."

grease monkey 

A playful and flirtatious term for a woman’s intimate area, especially when aroused. Often used with confidence and attitude to imply exclusivity, desirability, and control—like a personal, off-limits treasure.
"He been trying for weeks, but he can't get none of this grease monkey."

Grease and Squeeze

The act of getting a handjob at a massage parlor. Must be greasy!!
Me and David went to the grease and squeeze last night. It was only $40 extra and she even swallowed some.
Grease and Squeeze by Demon Fingaz November 25, 2025

Grease WithoutHerSpoon

An insult against a bimbo who thinks they look like Reese Witherspoon. But they barely shower and look like grease. They’re so greasy that they can’t even see their reflection with a spoon.
Employee one: did you see Danny today? Girl, he looked like Grease WithoutHerSpoon
Grease WithoutHerSpoon by Twunk102 December 3, 2025

grease flaps

grease flaps is when a really girthy fat man or women who's flaps are big and sweaty with a bad order
DAMNNNN Cheryl's got some grease flaps eww
grease flaps by beefy boy December 18, 2025