Feeding the geese

Masturbation

Johnny was caught feeding the geese.
I feed the geese every night.

by MerrianWeebster March 31, 2017

gene wilder

a man who really sets the standard when it comes to being a badass and just an overall pimp. it is widely believed that genghis khan has the most descendants, but really, it is none other than gene motherlyfuckin' wilder who holds that title. suck on that, china.

"did you hear? tina's pregnant, I'm going to be a father!"

"that fucking gene wilder guy I swear to god, he got to my wife too, don't worry about it."

"..."

"HAHAHAHAHAH hey pal let's go drink our sorrows away fuck those bitches WHO NEEDS 'EM"

by my name can be blank fuck you January 11, 2012

modified genesis deke move

In reference to the original Sega Genesis deke move on NHL 1994 from EA Sports-that exists in a few hockey games afterwhich, however modified-that was used to score goals

Damnfuck! He used the fucking modified genesis deke move on me again, its fucking 97-30!

by Branden October 26, 2003

Meme Gene

Saying someone has a meme gene is a easy way to say, ‘oh, that person is a big memer’. If you have a meme gene then you tend to create memes and watch memes.

I have a meme gene, I just can’t get enough.

by MemeTemewithaGene December 24, 2018

jayashree ganesan

awesome, kind, phone giving person

Friend: You are such a jayashree ganesan!

Me: Thank you!

by MINKIM January 30, 2017

genesister

Your real, genuine, full-blooded sister. Normally, such a title is irrelevant, unless you are introducing someone to your sister-in-law, half sister, step sister, bridge sister, side-step sister, and/or skip sister.

TOM: And this is my genesister Gwendolyn.

ANDREA: Wow! This is your REAL sister?

TOM: Yep!

by Fryt Jiope July 14, 2006

Geneseo, Illinois

Geneseo, Illinois is a shit, rancid white town full to the brim of religious nut jobs, tyrannical retard cops, and a druggie underworld. Ironically; the druggies hold, albeit inconsistently, the highest level of awareness regarding social issues. There are more churches than gas stations, the schools are indoctrinating with low curriculum and neurotic egotists as administrators/instructors - and there are about four black people. The wealthy, self-entitled cock busters that roam the streets are the states' pride due to their ability to throw a ball and praise Jesus, passively dismissing the intellectual downplay as a result.

The pigs can't tell their dope from their bud, the white girls all vie for attention like cock-deprived wildebeests, and any attempt at reasonable discourse will be construed as a school shooting threat.

Guy 1: So, what's the most unpleasant environment you've traveled through?
Guy 2: Geneseo, Illinois. By god, if I'd stayed for more than two minutes, I swear I'd be pounced by Bible thumpers or the pow-leec. Fuck the pow-leec.

by Little Green February 29, 2016