fried gold

Something that couldn't possibly be made any better. A plan with no flaws

The Boston Celtics are fried gold this year.

Bush's idea to invade Iraq wasn't exactly fried gold.

by Vive Cuervo June 2, 2008

Big Ol Five

On a scale from 1 to 5, 5 being most likely, how likely a female is to initiate sex.

Bill: you think I should ask out Jenny?
Larry: Damn right! And come prepared, that girl is a big ol five.

by Caperdude March 1, 2010

five-oh

1) the police, the heat, the cops
2) the integer after four-nine

1) everybody get down! the five-oh's comin'
2) uh oh! five-oh!

by Akhil and Anna May 31, 2003

360 rubber-five

Celebratory and reminiscent of a hi five but sexual in nature; a sexual handshake properly performed on a female (usually) with vaginal entry of a penis encased in a condom and the giving partner rotating their penis through as much of 360 degrees as possible while inside the female's vagina. The 360 rubber-five is the crowning moment of their sexual relations and actually the sexual hi-five or handshake which celebrates the good sex just had by both.

A mind blowing sex session which culminates with a 360 rubber-five sexual "handshake".

by Sweet_Naiah August 18, 2008

Five nine

The purest of pure GOLD tops off at 99.999% (0.001 is some other shit) AKA: Five nine! Therefore, something that is staight up, maxed out to the tits, top of the line is 'The five nine' or 'the 5 9' if you don't wanna spell that shit out.

Yo ma'fukka, check out this prime chronic I be rollin'. That shit's the FIVE NINE, nigga!

Oh my gosh, fellas! Look at the kaboose on Sally. I dare say it's five nine quality SHIT! Blah-DOW!

by Jimbizzy Fo Shizzy October 28, 2006

Five

Character of the Umbrella Academy comic by Dark Horse. Small boy with the mind of a 58-year-old man, he was trapped in the ruins of Earth for 45 years (give or take), recruited by The Commission as an assassin, and returned to his deranged family in 2019. Upon his arrival home after what was to his siblings 17 years, he attempts to stop the apocalypse running on coffee, alcohol, and the encouragement of a mannequin. He celebrates with margaritas and contemplation of his future.

“Does anyone else see... little Number Five, or... is that just me?”

by h3я3.c0m3s.th3.sad1st1c.w13яdo May 13, 2019

Mexican High Five

When a woman who is performing oral sex won't allow a man to finish in her mouth, so he ejaculates into his hand and slaps her in the face with it.

She wouldn't let me come in her mouth, so I gave her a mexican high five instead.

by wowceres April 8, 2009