freetard

Free Range Retard - An insanely stupid person who has been allowed to exist within mainstream society, often ignorant of their condition

The driver in the right hand lane decides to cut off 4 lanes of traffic and turn left at the intersection

guy 1 - "hey don't you hate that guy who always asks about exactly what the prof just said"
guy 2 - "Yah someone let him out"
guy 1 - "Absolutely...he's a real freetard"

by snowflake50 September 14, 2012

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fetty

1) a female flirt in the company

fettying
- flirting to gain a higher position in the company

1) she's a fettying him
2) she's such a fetty

by phalleec July 10, 2017

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Cunt-fetti

Cunt-fett-ee (noun)
The act of inserting a party popper into one's vagina and pulling the string. The resultant fun stuff is known as cunt-fetti.

Me: "Was with Bae last night. Gave her the cunt-fetti, and the party ensued."
Friend: "dude! that's killer"

by Aborro Watabonosk August 26, 2015

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fettlaus

This is a word that you use when it has been a long time sincu you have hade yourself a girl. Fett=Pussy, and Laus=to be without. So when your "fettlaus" you dont got any pussy to attend to.

I have been "fettlaus" a long time now. My girl just broke up with me so now I'm fettlaus.

by Darkwatch January 28, 2006

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