Freshman fisher

creepy upperclassmen, usually seniors, who's past times include: drinking beer, hitting on newly 18 year olds, and buying underclassmen alcohol.

person 1: look how pathetic that guy looks buying that freshman a drink
person 2: he's a total freshman fisher. he'll probably fuck her tonight and move on to the next.

by ke$hanimal March 31, 2012

Freshman smirk

a term described by math teachers, where only the freshman are the only ones who have it, and it portrays them as devilish, sneaky, and ones who are trying to get away with something sinister.

Anandus gave his teacher the freshman smirk when he told him that he liked the homework.

by mathematician March 22, 2012

freshman fucker

Someone that fucks a freshman in the bathroom while at homecoming

Damn jason is a freshman fucker

by The fresh man fucker December 4, 2016

Freshman Impregnater

A machine like being (10th grade and higher) who actively seeks out freshman to plant his seed in.

Friend- dude can't be at practice today, my groin really hurts

Friend 2- what did you and Alex do last night ?
Friend- Let's just say the sperm has fertilized, I repeat the sperm has fertilized

Friend 2- awe you god damn Freshman Impregnater

by Fuck you mikey February 1, 2017

freshman ripper

Any upper classman who has a thing for freshman girls

Yeah Jacob is freshman ripper he tries to get a new one every week

by schlingy22 February 10, 2017

freshman rule

The freshman rule. The bet that kills all relationships. How the bet works is, some lads will have a competition to see how many new students they can sleep with.

Shall we have a bet? How about the freshman rule?

by LadThings April 19, 2017

Freshman Overload Syndrome

College freshmen often fail to balance their social life with their academic life, leading them to become overwhelmed by mid-semester and likely to drop or fail courses.

Peter was overwhelmed with anxiety after he flunked two of his midterm exams because of Freshman Overload Syndrome.

by College Success July 31, 2017