Norwegian Nailboard Pipe Job Super-X-man Diving Board Formation

When one partner paints them self in blue and lies on a board of nails with an X formation, formed by their arms and legs and then places a pipe with a circumference of 5cm above their entry point. Then the other starts by continuously jumping up and down on a diving board to gain height once enough height is gained, the person will then superman with their penis head facing the pipe into the first partner's entry point. Once completed, the room should be full of red (blood, from the pipe, which is too small to fit the girth of an average male penis), blue (paint, from the woman receiving a dripping blood penis) and white(semen or if done with caucasian people). With all these colors you've now decorated the room with a Norwegian flag.

Guy: Hey want to perform the Norwegian Nailboard Pipe Job Super-X-man Diving Board Formation.

Rachel: mmm... I don't know.

Guy: Trust Me I'll nail it

Rachel: Uhh.. ok I guess I'm down but only if you subscribe to SpectresRowdy on Youtube

2 hours later and a bloody penis...

Guy: "I just performed the Norwegian Nailboard Pipe Job Super-X-man Diving Board Formation on this petite teen named Rachel"

Guy 2: Nice wanna go watch some SpectresRowdy now!

by SpectresRowdy September 20, 2018

Forman's Mom

Most commomly seen in rap videos, is that booty shaking middle aged woman in the background. Otherwise known as the radio village bicycle.

"I railed Forman's Mom last night!"
"Yeah, me too!"

by I-Unit April 22, 2005

formation of world government

The process of putting all nations of the world under one global government; according to public document entitled "The Globalist Manifesto", the formation of the world government have Ten Stages;it is now being pushed by Hillary Clinton and Russian Foreign Secretary Sergueiil Lavrov.

The formation of world government is necessary to prevent nuclear war, terrorism, over consumption, extreme poverty, social equity, and environmental disasters.

by Henry Raadchelders February 5, 2008

rainbow formal

Rainbow formal is a dress code similar to black tie, where the attendees to the event (normally a ball or awards ceremony) are required to not wear the usual white shirt, with black tie, jacket and trousers and instead dress like a idiot in their stupid coloured jackets and shirts, while still trying to stop people turning up in jeans and a t shirt, or anything that doesn't look stupid.

"we organised an event and eschewed the usual black tie, instead choosing to dress like a bunch of tosspots in 'rainbow formal', while remaining smug and snobby by avoiding casual dress."

by a sensible person March 25, 2007

Former Navy SEAL

If you are one, you can't be wrong. Be sure to capitalize SEAL correctly.

"Of course I'm correct, I'm a former Navy SEAL."

by SealSealer June 19, 2009

Format Fuhrer

A Format Fuhrer is akin to a Grammar Nazi.

On posters (motivational or otherwise), having the correct format is essential (picture surrounded by a box, with the Caption and Subcaption below).
Format Fuhrer enforces the law of correct format, and usually has a few words to say.

*sees picture without a box around the picture*

Format Fuhrer: Format fail, GTFO!

Creator: WTF it's fine!

Admin: He said GTFO, bitch!

by Enraltay April 22, 2010

Formulaic Halfwit

Formulaic Halfwit is exactly as it sounds. Someone who is lacking in creativity and is dimwitted, slow, or stupid.

Person A along with a group of our friends: *wakes me up from a nap to do something stupid*

Me: If you formulaic halfwits want to go and do something stupid then by all means do it but leave me out of it.

by Ohhheneedssomemilk September 17, 2018