The Westcott Flush

When you have to flush multiple times while taking a dump at a guys house so you don’t plug their toilet.

I was at Foggia’s the other day and had to do The Westcott flush to make sure I didn’t plug the toilet.

by The mad crapper April 8, 2025

cluster flush

When a menopausal women has a serious of hot flushes in quick succession.

No I'm not sick, I'm just having a cluster flush.

by Mzmoli July 31, 2017

Angry Flush

Someone who gets very upset when a prior person did not flush the toilet, resulting in them having to flush it while pissed off.

"Who used the toilet and didn't flush again. It pisses me off when I have to flush for you." resulting in the act of an angry flush.

"You fuckers didn't flush the toilet again. This is a work place and I am not your mother, so FLUSH the damn toilet so I don't have to angry flush for you.

by T.S.A - Toilet Safety Admin. April 19, 2014

bag and flush

a quicky with a girl u have no respect for, a busto

hey man you see that girl i left the club with
yea
that gurl was nuttin but a bag and flush

by Bigbaby313 June 10, 2009

flushed the mouse

To fail utterly, often as the result of uncertainty as to what to do.

Origin: Tony Kornheiser, The Tony Kornheiser Show (2024)

Tony tried to find the best way to dispose of the dead rodent but in the end he just flushed the mouse.

Nigel really flushed the mouse when he said “May the Force be with you” was from Star Trek.

by Tryptan Felle May 5, 2024

Courtesy Flush

Courtesy Flush: When you are with someone in a tight space or tight hotel room or on a bus or a plane, it's a courtesy to flush when the tip of the brown torpedo hits the water.

If you have to do a #2, can you please grant me a Courtesy Flush or a few courtesy flushes.

by Just havin a little fun June 21, 2025

flush bundle

It’s that bit of poo that no matter how well you flush, it breaks off and comes back.

Just left a flush bundle in the staff room toilets

by Parker face September 22, 2023