rainbow flush

Urinate over a person's face while they give you oral sex.

The wife insisted we try a rainbow flush. It didn't end well.

by Johnson Gud June 3, 2018

That’s just how the toilet flushes

How things turn out to be or come to be.

Synonym - that’s how the cookie crumbles

Joe - Why did today have to be the day she left me?!? Why!!!
Me - Man that’s just how the toilet flushes sometimes bro.

by Lucky2213 January 18, 2023

Reverse Courtesy Flush

When you find someone else's shit in the toilet and you have to flush before you use it

I got into the stall at the restaurant and had to do a reverse courtesy flush for the guy before me before I could drop my own deuce.

by LeafyGreens37 December 14, 2022

Royal Flush

When all the siblings in a family are queer.

Did you know that Sarah and her sister are both queer? That’s a Royal flush!

by PercyWercy April 5, 2023

flush bundle

It’s that bit of poo that no matter how well you flush, it breaks off and comes back.

Just left a flush bundle in the staff room toilets

by Parker face September 22, 2023

Flush the radiator

Clearing the anal cavity of feces before anal sex by enema or other means.

My girlfriend has to Flush the Radiator before we have the butt sex.

by anonymous September 30, 2023

Two-Flush Tonka

A shit so big it takes two flushes.

"Hey man, can you go flush your shit again? It's a two-flush tonka and I really don't want to deal with that."

by porkchchoppanzeefin July 18, 2022