feltchamuffin

Where you eat the dirty dick nut outta the cooter of a husky woman...

I saw that guy the other day - he gave Sharon a feltchamuffin

by Capn DiCrunch October 6, 2023

Felete

To press the delete button with so much forceful authoritah that the key instantly upgrades to "fucking delete."

I feleted that snoozeletter with so much power that it unsubscribed a 16-block radius from every piece of twatmail for a month!

by BismoFunyuns November 16, 2023

felton

a person who is most likely a homosexual. they have lots of friends and is easily a five star bitch. they the most devoted and thick person you can ever me.

Mariah: you see that boy over there..?
Jordan: yeah, it’s giving felton!

by theatrinidad November 21, 2023

Felting

The act of turning a human being into a rug, similar to what some would do with a bear.

Gavin caught Cal felting that young woman the other night.

by Love to Felt November 21, 2024

Feltch me silly

Spread someone’s legs and lick there entire body.

Did you hear Ryder wanted to feltch me silly last night?

by Xxsheliexx December 6, 2024

Feldhake

One who is known to get the bigger women. Normally pulled the fattest bitches known to man kind. Normally can be found browsing the local lot lizards. And also can be heard from miles away running his Jake brake into the local truck stop. Has a weird fetish for 18 year olds who are willing to suck it for $20.

Wow… is that a Feldhake in the truck stop.

by The definition guy69 December 19, 2023

Felter

A Felter is one with a massive cock and usually is the quiet one in a friend group.

You better watch out for the Felter or you will be hurting the next morning.

by ChaChaSlide69 December 27, 2023