Feleted

To be dumped whilst in the middle of giving or receiving felatio

"Oh man, you are GOOD! But I can't be with you anymore. You're feleted.

by Schwez October 16, 2012

felted

To go broke in a poker game.
This word was coined by Phil Laak (the unabomber)back in the day when Lucky Chances Casino had a 10/20 NL HE game that
would go around the clock three days a week.

WTF P.O.S. hand could you have had there to get yourself
felted again?

by RAZEit April 7, 2007

felted

(verb) A slang term originated by Phil (The Unabomber) Laak that means one has lost all of their chips at a poker table, hence the broke player is left with only the felt table top in front of them.

Phil was chip leader, and felted Antonio when Antonio put all of his chips in with two pair vs Phil's full house.

by SavagePenguin February 6, 2010

Feeted

The act of stamping on another, putting one's feet on another's body, mauling another with one's feet.

"Man, that guy got totally feeted..."

by Roren August 15, 2008

felted

To lose all your chips in a poker game.

Dang, MaxRake felted my ass again!

by MaxRake June 7, 2005

Felsted wetty

A felsted wetty is a felsted pupil, Felsted being the school in Essex, England. A felsted wetty is a rich boy check IRL, they all own Lambo’s and Porsche’s and love spending daddy’s money. They can’t fight, but can play rugby. Also they are better than Brentwood pricks and New Hall slags.

“Ohh, did you see Amelia yesterday”
“Yer, she only wears designer clothes”
“That’s coz she go’s to Felsted”
“Ohh dame, she’s a Felsted wetty ”
“Yer, and she full boards so u can’t smash.”
“Shit, lets go meet our new hall slags then”
“Fine.”

by Thegaydude July 2, 2019

Felsted

When some thing is ‘Felsted` it means something is a bit posh and full of them self. It comes from Felsted in Essex, uk, a school full of rich chavs who relies on daddy’s money and only has friends because they have a fit mum.

‘Alex’s dad brought him ANOTHER pair of yezzys`

‘Felsted prick`

‘Ew my mum never buys me clothes that costs less that £30`

‘LMAO bit Felsted, mate’

by Lola9292 May 14, 2019