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Fail Farmer 

It means "farming your own fail".

A farmer grows his own food, therefore a fail farmer grows his own fail, meaning he makes a lot of fails upon themselves.

To be called a fail farmer is an insult.
Example 1:
Guy 1: "Wow those guys over there are trying to act all cool."
Guy 2: "Wow, what a bunch of fail farmers."

Example 2:
Guy 1: "Wow these school computers keep shutting down"
Guy 2: "That's because they're a bunch of fail farmers"

Example 3:
Guy 1: "Lol, look at that fail farmer over there"
Guy 2: "Epic fail, he just fell on his face"
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Astrid Farmer 

1. An amazing Chick Magnet, no one can deny it, possibly the best hugger in the universe!!!!!!!! Also she can make amazing fairy bread, and do a "you look ravishing today" that will blow your mind!!!!!

2. A completely awesome person!!!!! (gives you butterflies!!!!!)
Guy 1: Did you see that Astrid Farmer?
Guy 2: Yeahhhh, she so fine!!!!!!

Girl 1 (NatScalia): Wow Astrid is such a chick magnet
Girl 2 (Tori) Yeah I told you so!!!!

Mexican Cheese Farmer 

A mexican cheese farmer is a mexican man/woman who harvests the smegma of every man he/she meets.
"Did you see that mexican cheese farmer last night?"
"yeah he came and took my smeg this morning"
Mexican Cheese Farmer by Smudgeeee September 22, 2009

sped farmer 

A Teacher of a special education class.
Ms. Thompson is a sped farmer
sped farmer by Sel March 27, 2005

taco farmer 

the stereotypical female sports coach (i.e., butch lesbian recruiter).

Person 1: "So what do you do for a living?"
Person 2: "I'm a girl's Physical Education coach"
Person 1: "So you're a taco farmer."
Person 2: "Yep, I like to coax confused young girls into becoming hardcore lesbians. I'm a big old dyke."
taco farmer by Rita Love May 16, 2008

chinese gold farmer 

Originating from World of Warcraft. A Chinese gold farmer power levels their character to 60 (or highest level depending if you read this after expansions). Then this character runs instances or certain sections of Kalimdor and the Eastern Kingdoms. They kill and gather anything to make a profit. Their goal is to obtain a steady flow of cash; produce things to sell at the Auction House like a farmer would a crop to market hence classifying them as farmers. A guild known as PK Wang was notorious for this; this could explain the Chinese addition to the term "Chinese Gold Farmer" since the word Wang has been used as a Chinese name for fictional characters such as "Wang Chung". Chinese gold farmers also spend a great deal of time in Orgimmar or Stormwind City spamming their items over and over again.
Farmer yells: “WTS Magister's gloves, Devout Bracers, Flawless Arcanite Rifle, Arcanite Reaper and Heartseeker PST with offers!!"

Player whispers to farmer: Hey man wanna go pvp?

Farmer yells: "Also Arcanite bars x40, Thorium bars x80, runecloth x40,mooncloth x10 and Glowing Brightwood staff"

Farmer whispers: hmmm... I could so sell weapons in there; I would make a killing off potions!

Player: Damn Chinese gold farmers...

Cotton Farmer 

1; A derogatory term used to describe a black person; in reference to the historical cotton picking forced upon African slaves.


2; Someone who belongs to a specific genre of persons who pursue sexual relationships, whether momentary or prolonged, with people of Asian ethnicity in a manner that is at least somewhat exclusive.


3; Somebody who likes to remove tampons from a vagina not belonging to them, consenting or otherwise.
Example 1;

Black Guy: "Fuck you cracka!"

White Guy: "Fuck you, cotton farmer!"


Example 2;

Person 1: "That guy's always fuckin' Asian chicks."

Person 2: "Word, he's a fuckin' cotton farmer!"


Example 3;

Fratboy 1: "What's with this guy's wastebin, it's full of used tampons?!"

Fratboy 2: "Oh that sick fucker...you didn't know he was a cotton farmer?"
Cotton Farmer by Jace Jackson August 25, 2008