Fred

That typical pest of a pet, gets on your absolute nerves but all is forgiven when they come cuddle up next to you. They are so intelligent yet so dopey.

Why’s there feathers everywhere? … Fucking Fred

Stop pissing me off Fred!

The fly’s on the other side of the window.. for fuck sake Fred!

by Flyingsquirrel123 July 18, 2023

Fred

Fred got shingles when he was 15.

GP: You have shingles

Fred: What's shingles? Will make a good instagram story one day though!

GP: What's instagram? Will make a good shingles story right now though!

by GenGordon85 November 22, 2021

Fred Baby

A lovely English man with the smallest willy. Loves to suck men off for fun.

Oh my, that little boy over there is a Fred Baby!

by El papacito tacito September 21, 2021

Fred

Generally hated by every Living and non living thing in 1googol miles radius.

You’re such a Fred

by Dustyboi#1 September 5, 2019

fred..weasleyswifeig

fred..weasleyswifeig is an old shifttok creator who stopped posting and deleted all their fricking content. i’m pissed about it jay. give us some content ok?

Me: fred..weasleyswifeig should post
Jay: no
me: *cry*

by deadrics..wifeylolzies July 18, 2021

Fred

Something george (weasley) doesn't have

Ready Fred? Ready George.

by Miyamoto_Nezumi December 30, 2020

Fuck Fred

A phrase originating from graffiti in the bathrooms of a bar owned by a notoriously nitpicky and narcissistic proprietor named Fred. Known for his deceitful behavior and irritating attention to trivial details, Fred's reputation led to the widespread use of this phrase as an expression of disdain. It has since spread to other bars and restaurants throughout the city, becoming a local symbol of frustration and rebellion against overbearing and dishonest authority figures.

Example:
Person 1: "I can't believe Fred changed the music again. It's awful!"
Person 2: "Ugh, Fuck Fred."

by Duck Fred June 3, 2024