Flaming Conway

-adjective
1. A sexual move intended to be performed by homosexual men, in which after intercourse the "giver" pulls out a lighter and ignites the "takers" fart which results in a mass of fire.

-noun
1. An alcoholic beverage consisting of, but not limited to a shot of each of the following vodkas, mixed with a dash of sprite, lemonade and garnished with a cherry.
-Vanilla
-Raspberry
-Orange
-Peach
-Lemon
-Pear
-Blueberry

-adjective
1. Gary accidently singed Todd's eyebrows with his near perfect execution of the Flaming Conway.

-noun
1. After drinking only 3 Flaming Conways at the bar, yet still consuming around 21 shots, Sam had to be taken directly to the hospital for alcohol poisoning.

by Chessie K. January 12, 2008

Flaming Wedgie

The most extreme type of wedgie; While two or more people lift a victim off the ground by giving him a wedgie, a third person lights the victims underwear on fire.

Person 1: We should definitely give that kid a flaming wedgie soon....he's being a real bitch
Person 2: wanna monkeychug?
Person 1: Ya but lets make that dickweed's asshole swelter in heat first .
Person 2: ok man

by CelerySticks April 8, 2009

Flaming Alpaca Futegebachënschiësser

A second cousin to the VBF and Flaming Poo, zeë Germans use this phrase to describe poo baked in a private place, placed in a bag with Alpaca placentas, lit on fire, and placed on a doorstep. Once doorbell is rung, wild stomping on the Flaming Alpaca Futegebachënschiësser provides amusement and bemusement depending on one's perspective.

When Adam placed the Flaming Alpaca Futegebachënschiësser on Mr. Stanfield's doorstep and saw the look of bemusement followed by wild stomping, he shrieked with a shrill, ear piercing laughter and returned to his cave to plan the next prank.

by ryanholt99 May 8, 2010

Flaming Butt Monkey

noun: A cute name for an exuberant homosexual male.

Tom: Let's go hang out at Jerry's place.

Anne: Who is Jerry?

Tom: He's a Flaming Butt Monkey!

Anne: Aww, how cute, I'll be there in 10.

by RedDan69 March 28, 2011

Flaming dragon

The art of consuming an entire bag of flaming hot Cheetos, and then taking a shit in someone's mouth.. Usually during sex.

"Dude, Bryan!!!! Did you give Barbara the flaming dragon yet?? It's been 3 months!".

by Bbcs/madden13 August 5, 2016

Flaming Blue Gay

Homosexual pirate hooker that was born on whore island. Often wheres blue. Also a Edward Cullen fanatic, who is also flaming blue gay.

Edward Cullen is so flaming blue gay.

by Voltron123 January 1, 2011

flaming tony

when a person dips his dick in hotsauce and has another guys suck it.

Tony's dad gave Justin M. a flaming tony while at the party.

by anonymous January 22, 2003