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Felabio

The making out of one's rectum. Usually in a drunk manner.
Julie: Ever since that one night when I gave Dan a felabio, I felt weird. When I did it, his butthole bled. So, I went to the doctor and I have AIDS.

Jack (friend of Julie): That's fucked up.
by Chafing5Hole December 3, 2011
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Felanthropist

n. - A person who is unusually adept at and interested in getting other people fellatio i.e. (blowjobs, head, etc.)
Guy 1: Yo bro, why are you always bringing up blowjobs around my roommate?
Guy 2: I'm just tryin' to get the idea in her head bro. I want to get you a blowjob. I'm a felanthropist.
Guy 1: Yeah, a "self-proclaimed" felanthropist....
by ieatjenga April 20, 2015
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fallacachi

The character in the video was fallacachi due to buffering as a result of a lack of bandwidth.
by sirLeytonian December 9, 2018
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mathematical fallacy

Nerds like to use this when they procrastinate.
The mathematical fallacy 2 = 1 is a classic one, guess which step is incorrect:

Let x = y.
Multiply by x: x² = xy.
Subtract y²: x² − y² = xy − y².
Factorize: (x − y)(x + y) = y(x − y).
Divide by (x − y): x + y = y
Because x = y, replace all x's with y's: y + y = y
Simplify: 2y = y
Divide by y: 2 = 1

Did you see the incorrect step? Spoiler alert: it's the fifth one; you can't divide by (x − y), as that equals 0 (because x and y are equal), and you can't divide by zero.
by Lakitu's Cloud December 10, 2014
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true fallacy

A fallacy that is meaningful irrespective of the truthiness of subjectivity's premises because the subjective precedes the objective on the line of time.

A fallacy that must be treated as meaningful and therefore real because the subjective vector universally points toward truth whereas the object-vector does so exclusively specifically.
A true fallacy is true regardless of its premises ie. meaning CREATES reality a la Kant.
by sandraxine July 30, 2018
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kyno fallacy

kyno fallacy: the idea that calling a random ass fallacy will instantly make your point right or will make you win the argument
*twitter screenshot*: "anime is supposed to be perfect, but black people ruin that"

denzel: hes not 100% wrong

harry: thats racist bro

denzel: STRAWMAN FALLACY!!!!!!

harry: how is that a strawman? sounds like the kyno fallacy to me
by hasbrooo May 2, 2022
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Hivemind Fallacy

The false assumption that a person who belongs to some arbitrary group definition must therefore think like the stereotypical archetype of that group.
"Just because he's from California doesn't mean he subscribes to its politics; that's just a hivemind fallacy."
by BadTimeToGetLost March 21, 2023
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