this is when the male ejaculates in or onto the anus of a female, she then farts and the jizz shoots up into the air, resembling the geyser, old faithful.
by Jack10392 May 06, 2010
by Evan January 20, 2005
by Felixchat April 08, 2012
When the ghosts of atheists, agnostics, or nominal believers who had their lives cut short by the pandemic on earth would still visit their place of worship every week or month to pray for themselves and their loved ones, while they are waiting in transit for the outcome of their eternal home.
Dave’s spirit, who was rekindled by blind faith, would show up on the first and fifteenth days at the temple to pray for the gods and goddesses of good health and prosperity to bless his siblings and schoolmates, and sometimes even for his bosses-turned-bullies.
by MathPlus March 18, 2022
When an underwear company sells boxer shorts without a button fly and claims that the fly will not open. Those who buy these underwear products exhibit a leap of faith in regards to the concealing abilities of the fly. Thus, the boxers have a "fly of faith" which has a tendency to fail at the most inopportune moments.
Guy 1: I bought some boxers yesterday that didn't have a button and then I had a sleepover with Mary and the fly gapped and she could totally see my thing! Now she'll never have a sleepover with me ever again.
Guy 2: You shouldn't have trusted the fly of faith. I always buy my boxers with a button.
Guy 1: True that.
Guy 2: You shouldn't have trusted the fly of faith. I always buy my boxers with a button.
Guy 1: True that.
by hanesdude July 08, 2009
"I was attending a white nationalist rally, and I had a rub-in with Faith Goldy. I think I need a shower."
by SlartyMan September 14, 2019
After a male cums inside his partner's belly button while they're laying down he mounts them reverse cowgirl and slides back so his anus is over the belly button. Next, he farts and the result looks like the Old Faithful geyser.
Guy 1: So I gave my lady an Old Faithful last night..
Guy 2: And?
Guy 1: Let's just say we need to repaint all four walls.
Guy 2: And?
Guy 1: Let's just say we need to repaint all four walls.
by Cap'n Sea-Biscuit Crunch April 29, 2009