A dumblanguage that is absolutely horrible. You will have to learn dozens of tenses and how to use them, trillions of vocabs , learn horrifying unknown old and ancient language and so...
by Iamveryserious October 25, 2019
Get the English mug.To be intoxicated to the point of extreme motor skills failure. To spill beverages on ones clothing or body if, due to bets and challenges, one is not wearing clothing anymore. The point at which the illogical seems logical and doors, chairs, vases, and glasses are begging one to break them.
You don't remember last night? Your shirt was more wet than dry and you were past Terry Schiavo drunk, you were Englished.
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Probably one of the greatest foods in existence, extremely easy and quick to make. Toasted English Muffin, tomato sauce, cheese, + toppings. Put under the oven broiler until cheese is beginning to brown. Remove, eat, jizz in your pants, rinse and repeat.
Matt: Yo brb gonna go make some english muffin pizzas, swear man they're SOOOOO good. Loki: Fuck now i'm hungry and the average mexican taco won't satisfy me. Cody: Ayo P;
by Hexing July 24, 2010
Get the English Muffin Pizza mug.When you are squatting over your old lady and steeping your balls real good in her mouth with a old fashioned tea bagging and you drop a hot turd on her chest.
Rachel was steeping my ballsack real good last night but was not overlay fond of the English tea biscuit.
I woke her up today to the sights, sounds and savory smells of an English tea biscuit.
I woke her up today to the sights, sounds and savory smells of an English tea biscuit.
by Eaton Holgoode November 26, 2018
Get the English Tea Biscuit mug.A reference to a by-gone era when people took pride in their jobs, their communities, and their country. It was stamped on products signifying quality, well made, and durable. This all finished in the 1980's with Thatcher’s rampant capitalism.
1:"That black & white movie was fun - really funny in places"
2:"yeah, it says it was made in england"
1:"yeah, right!"
or
1)"wow, a 1937 Aston Martin still working. Thats made in england!"
2)"yea. my 2005 Aston Martin is in the scrap heap already"
2:"yeah, it says it was made in england"
1:"yeah, right!"
or
1)"wow, a 1937 Aston Martin still working. Thats made in england!"
2)"yea. my 2005 Aston Martin is in the scrap heap already"
by BigJonMX August 22, 2011
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Get the Do you even English? mug.A phrase made by Tyler The Creator. A celebritiy and rapper. He made this phrase up with kelly clancy's daughter chloe. This is just an inside joke!
Hey guys, It's me tyler here with esmeralda I adopted her-" "NO I DONT" "I adopted her from mexico She doesn't know english yet" "SHH" "I donated to charity too, I'm really a good guy" "esmeralda calm down, Ok? we'll get some tacos soon
by Getting tacos with tyler April 10, 2021
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