Elderphile

An adult who has an attraction to elderly adults with dementia.

Becca is an Elderphile. She has a love of marrying elderly men with dementia.

by Lupapadmae June 11, 2025

Elder God

So elite humans don't interest you, only your own creations.

He's given up on people, he's an Elder God now.

by Kmanisles September 14, 2025

Eager Beaver

Super Down bad. borderline retarded.

typically describing freshman boys that can't handle themselves around girls.
Super Gay
Super loser

That dumabss pledge is an eager beaver. he's so horny and stupid.

by raagtag29873 September 14, 2025

Eager Beaver

Dumbass freshman that can't handle himself around girls. his raging hormones got to his head and caused him to go retarded.

look at the hickeys on that eager beavers neck.

by raagtag29873 September 14, 2025

Elderflower Phase

A classy way to say a hoe phase for any woman newly single after the age of 35.

I got a divorce after 10 years and feel too old to have a hoe phase, but what if we call it an Elderflower Phase, sounds classy but still down to be wild??

by Stuffany October 15, 2025

Egger

A retarded looking being whose head is shaped like an egg.
Anything it tries to do like stalking or playing ends up with him fucking it up thus also being known as "Ezo".

That egger is dogshit at Minecraft.

by breadphile November 10, 2025

Elderbully

a parent who uses age, pride, or ego to push their way.

My dad is an elderbully. He's 84 and he flies off the handle whenever I try to give him any advice. He won't listen to anything I say. It's his way or the highway.

by CreativeBruces December 11, 2025