Yoda Ear

The condition of having many short time midsize hairs growing from the edge or the loves of your ear.

Dude, he looked ok until I saw the sun behind him. He had total Yoda ear. He needs to trim that stuff...it was strait up fuzz time .

by Buttwangu July 12, 2017

glazed ears

When the beef curtains are so large that after eating her box you have glazed ears.

I went down on this chic last night and came up with glazed ears.

by Captain Underpaints February 4, 2015

ear knob

The part of the ear that you slob on.

Noun “slob on my ear knob”

by Thefirstearknob March 29, 2021

ear jam

the waxy residue (and other gook) in your ears

HIM: the cat really likes me scratching the inside of her ear. HER: of course she does, you're cleaning out her ear jam for her...

by happyjappy June 13, 2008

Ear hustlin'

Eavesdropping; listening in on someone else's conversation.

Tell my man to stop ear hustlin'..

by V dot February 19, 2012

Fuzzy Ears

When someone intentionally ignores a situation or person. This person can act dumb and clueless when confronted.

"When I saw Ashley in the club last night, she tried to act all fuzzy eared when I asked her for the $40 she owed me!"
"When I pulled up on that bitch Shaniqua to ask her about her Twitter fingers, that how had fuzzy ears."

by That one CU May 28, 2018

Dumbo ears

People with large ears that pull forward making them look like they have elephant ears when wearing a mask during the covid-19 pandemic.

Look at that guy with dumbo ears from that face mask.

by JoeyBomm July 12, 2021