Jax Dahlia Eggers

A weird creature who will simp over you and love you too the end, but also flirt with everyone around them.

Rosa hates Jax Dahlia Eggers so much

by Jaxass December 27, 2020

How do you emergency?

An emergency can be as personal and small as a bad hair day or as big as trying to improvise during the shortages caused by the COVID-19 pandemic. It can be silly or serious. How do you emergency is a question that travels between the two to provide a sense of empathy and comedic relief.

Some examples of how one might emergency-
-whisper
-eat tacos
-sing in the shower
-dance wen there is no music
-become horizontal

-dress your best
-stretch your fingers
-pull your toes
-walk indoors
-walk outdoor
-take pictures of what you see
-make lists
-open to page 85
-make a diorama
-place stickers in obscure places
-procure dust bunnies
-write a poem about an orange
-clean up an ant spill

-manage microwaves
-exit the window to the rooftop
-pull the e-brake
-make magic out of wood sticks
-pull up grass blades
-clap your hands
-snap your fingers
-tap your toes

How do you emergency? These days I emergency by counting my chickens and collecting hail.

by AcyrlicAstroTurf March 13, 2021

20 meter radius emerald splash

A move that can't be deflected used by a cherry loving donut with red hair while attempting to vibe check a blonde vampire.

Donut: take this DIO 20 meter radius emerald splash
Blonde guy: (X) Doubt

by Kakyoin Noriyaki February 4, 2021

damn fourth chaos emerald

The fourth to come in a series of exactly seven emeralds - the main branch of the Chaos Emerald franchise.

Where’s that damn fourth chaos emerald?

by StringedGuitar17 July 11, 2021

what's your emergency?

You're in a life threatening situation and you called 911

what's your emergency?
Help, I'm trapped in my car!

by ruralurban24 January 29, 2023

Toshia Kay emergency

The excuse that your friend uses to rescue you from a situation where another person has you hemmed up and won't stop talking to you it's a Toshia Kay Emergency.

Me: I need a Toshia Kay Emergency!
Sis: I'm calling you now!
Me: okay

Me: hello
Sis: Can you come to my house? It's an emergency.

by Lightening Sparkles August 23, 2023

October 4 Emergency Alert Test

The October 4 Emergency Alert was a test that took place on October 4, 2023. On October 4, FEMA annouced they were goi g to set a test alarm and they claimed it would be one of the loudest sound in history. Over a millions of phones in the U.S went off. After it happened, people claimed it was not loud at all and it was disappointing.

Everyone: *covers ears*
The alarm: *beeeeeep, beeeeeep*
Everyone: -_-

*October 4 Emergency Alert Test was boring*

by ForgiveMe2864 October 4, 2023