Drunk minute 

A unit of time that varies in length, in direct proportion to how drunk the person who just told you "In a minute" is, i.e. the drunker they are the longer it will be before they get to it.

Ben said he'd be here in a minute, but it's been half an hour. I guess he meant "in a drunk minute."

Drunk minute by Ward Indigo September 15, 2009

drunk-time 

being so involved in ones drunken state that one forgets that time is actually passing

maura: okay... mike told me that he was only staying out until two am... its now four am.. should i start looking behind dumpsters for him?

jennifer: um no...im sure hes just on drunk-time... he will come back eventually.

drunk-time by kapapko February 17, 2010

Drunk Toes 

When someone gets drunk and tries to give herself a pedicure and finds out later that they are not the her liking.

Sally got a tad tipsy at my house the other night and decided to give herself a pedicure in the middle of my bathroom floor. She resulted with a case of drunk toes.

Drunk Toes by rosschromatic April 18, 2010

Drunk ninja attack 

The act of breaking an entry for the sole intent of stealing the batteries of the victims remote.

I've been a victim of a drunk ninja attack! Now I have to get off my lazy a** and change the channel myself...

Drunk ninja attack by UDawesome August 7, 2010

Drunk Shuffling 

Being able to shuffle 40% better while drunk because of the feeling of your feet sliding across the ground when your drunk or stoned.

That guy came in second place in the anual shuffle comp, if he were Drunk Shuffling he'd come first..

Drunk Shuffling by LéKHOLE November 2, 2010

drunk money 

The massive wad of singles, fives, and other denominations of currency crumbled together in the pocket after a night of drinking. Most commonly pulled out at morning coffee run.

I went to pay for the coffee and pulled out a huge wad of drunk money. The girl at the counter was laughing...

drunk money by dgdesign February 25, 2011

Drunk Delete 

Deleting any sort of online and/or offline media or important files while inebriated.

I drunk deleted my damn keynote presentation.

Drunk Delete by jelloshot October 8, 2011