Doof Residue

An internalized beat or rhythm following a multiple-day-festival, which persists in the mind of a person for sometime after the music has ended.

Gary is usually a straight talker and square walker but given the pulsing pelvic thrusts and deep hip gyrations that flourish from his every step, I'd say that fella has a hint of doof residue still in his system.

by BigThompson December 16, 2012

DooDoug

DooDoug, (Dude dog in the language of drunkards) is most commonly known as the affectionate generic nic-name used in day to day conversation. Similar to "dog" and "dude", DooDoug is what many to consider to be the future for many conversations to come.

"What up DooDoug"

by Colonel Meow February 9, 2013

Doof

A dick fart. Combination of the words 'dick' and 'poof.'

Man, that guy is such a doof!

by Doofinator May 17, 2014

doofbat

A combination of "Doofus" and "Dingbat"
Someone who is so stupid that they are completely oblivious to their surroundings.

For instance, say your friend is trying to solve a simple math problem, but can't. He is just sitting there staring at it without paying attention to anything else. Someone would come over and say,
"Hey man, what's up with your friend? He's acting like a real Doofbat."

by 8bittuxedo April 16, 2014

doodoo hammock

When your buttcrack hairs get so long and tangled, they make a hammock for your turd.

Me: Dude! I took the gnarliest poop the other day but not all of my shit hit the water. I had to pinch and pull.

Friend: Have you trimmed your ass hairs lately?
Me: No. WTF?

Friend: Yeah man, sometimes your ass hairs grow and get tangled. You must have some serious doodoo hammocks goin on.

by TurdAlert July 25, 2014

doof

When your friends start to act dumb, they become a "doof"

Ex. Sam and Angela need to stop being doofs right now.

by ihatesamandangela August 5, 2014

DooDoo Hut

It's a pile of poop

So it's when you are out in the woods and you've smoked too many cigarettes or ate to many hotdogs or drank to much coffee and you have to go poop. So you squat down and start dropping the deuce and they form a little DooDoo Hut. Know what I'm sayin?

by Sethanual September 16, 2014