destructurbation

masturbating to the point of damaging the penis, either internally or externally.

"My girlfriend is going to be out of the country for a month."

"Sounds like a recipe for destructurbation."

by The Heart Surgeon September 20, 2011

destrolished

To take it so hard up the ass that you can't come to school the next day.

Bro, can you call in sick for me today at school? I got drunk at a party last night and a black dude named Tyrone DESTROLISHED me.

by xXxSw4gBoiiixXx April 14, 2015

Destiny

a girl with brown eyes, curly hair, and a smile that can light up the whole room. she is caring and an amazing person to be around. she doesn't take no for and answer and has lot's of friends and is very well known. she is the best person to have in your life if you need a shoulder to cry on and someone to talk to. she is the best person to have in a relationship she cares to much to let the person she loves go and will be the best to show you how lucky you are to have her but if u get on her bad side she will cut you off in two seconds flat. so if u have a destiny in your life you better hold on tight because if you loose a girl like her your missing out on a whole lot

"oh look their goes destiny!"

by mk_zo_zo_o November 25, 2018

destiny 1

A game that was made by Bungie Studios and made Destiny 2 to make sure pc are players happy

Did u get Destiny 1

by Guardian of the Hunters May 13, 2019

DestroyedDesk

Trash at Fortnite and a cuck

Why is destroyeddesk playing with a god nu_slopp

by Destroyeddesk September 8, 2019

Destiny

Destiny is the funniest, prettiest, best person you will ever meet I know my destiny was amazing i was in love with her (as friends) we were best friends for more then 8 years and if I had the chance I would get her back so keep your destiny close she is The best of the best friends you could have I wish I never let (someone) take her away from me and make her hate me but I can’t change what happened so I will leave at this keep her close love her and no matter what happens know she will always love you because she cares.

Person: wow she’s stunning I wish we were friends

Destinys bff: that’s Destiny she’s amazing and I agree just go talk to her she’s supper nice.

by Your friend or enemy October 30, 2019

Destinee

A girl who sleeps a lot she alway will fall asleep on you during phone calls which kinda sucks. She makes you look bad in overwatch because she’s so good but she’s a D.va main which is pretty hot ngl. Something you don’t have to worry about when she’s always sleeping is her leaving you but she will love her bed more than you don’t forget that. She seems pretty loyal so I think she’s a keeper just don’t break her heart or it could end bad for you. She’s one you can’t take your eyes off of because of that beauty that she has. Sheesh she’s low key a weeb which is a plus like a big PLUS in my books. She has a hella cute voice that she thinks sounds horrible. She someone I would travel 300miles to see any day. I’ll tell you this I see so much potential in this girl <3 But she’s Cute, Loyal, Beautiful, Kind,Funny and Loving well idk about loving yet but we will see. Okay there so much more to say but this chick wants me to just stop typing so ima end it here sheesh

Damn Destinee is one cute ass girl <3 she’s a dream girl

by WeeabooBoy December 1, 2019