Death dump

A bowel movement so rank, vile, and disgusting, that just the smell of it would instantly wipe out any and all life it comes in contact with, down to microscopic levels: so bad it would raise the dead from their graves, then kill them all over again. If it's possible for shit to go China Syndrome, this would be the one to do it.

Guy #1: Why was everyone running out of the restroom just now?

Guy #2: Because of me. I had a cajun sirloin and onion rings right before bed last night and it brought on a death dump this morning the likes of which God himself has never seen.

Death dump by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005

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Dumpster Kitty

Dumpster Kitty- a women who could conceivable been almost cute but due to the years of topless dancing, smoking kool 100's, and crystal meth has left her bruised, worn out and her desperate. Easily recognizable by the bruises on the legs, tribal art tramp stamp tattoo, Kool 100 cigarettes and willingness to be used and abused. Probably has genital warts.

Greg- Have you seen Mikes new girlfriend?
Dave- Man, she looks like a dumpster kitty!
Greg- I know what you mean!

Dumpster Kitty by ADR10723 October 26, 2007