cucul

Short for “cuddle cuddle lang”
Alternative to momol.

Person A: what you wanna do tonight?
Person B: not much really, cucul i guess

by mmmNNNN September 23, 2018

cucumber

A lovable fruit yes a ¨fruit¨ that your girlfriend takes when you are in bed. she eats it for dinner every night and eats it with cherries she loves it when you put it in a hole. her ex boyfriend gave it to his buddy at a fortnight in his room that´s why she is with you now.

John:EAT IT
Britney:already on it

john:yes oh not to hard and slurp it

Britney: cough,cough slurp

john:yes have a cherry to

Britney:no you plug that hole back there

john:fine
Britney:uhggg, moannnnnnn
cucumber,dick

by Limited_JUKES May 25, 2019

Cucumber Strategy

Is when you write cucumber as the answer for any question on the test

Aww man! I used the cucumber strategy on Bio exam and got a 12%

by Sheldon Weiner May 29, 2019

Cucumbering

“Cucumbering” or “To Cucumber” is to Relax so well that you are mistaken for the garden vegetable.

“Oh snap is that a cucumber”

“nah that’s just John”

“man he is really Cucumbering hard”

“Where were you last night?”

“Oh I was at the crib Cucumbering”

“I’m about to cucumber until the sun comes up”

by UncleChungus June 7, 2019

cuckidemic

A rampant breakout of cuckoldry commonly found in close knit work environments. Often results in caring for a child who is not yours and tense moments in the break room.

“Did you hear the cuckidemic claimed another victim?”

by KrammersKollab July 23, 2019

cucumbing

An action of shoving a cucumber up into a person's ass

"Spill the information now or I'm gonna start cucumbing you!"
I'll make you hate cucumber for the rest of your life.

by Cucumber Call Center July 31, 2019

cucumber

Large 8- 12 inch vegetable that shoots out juices.

That cucumber shot its juices at me.

by jackysmacky4206969 October 23, 2019