Cristianalandia

A world with a bunch of cri cris, the ideal world.

Welcome to Cristianalandia

by Thegodcricri June 16, 2020

cristalena

a good friend but is sometimes a huge bitch

hey, look its cristalena

by illicitaffairs September 4, 2020

cristalit

A Minecraft youtuber

Subscribe to Cristalit

by Cristalit November 11, 2020

Cristian

Cristian is a very sexy beast in real life and in bed 😏

Cristian fucked me really good last night

by anonymous December 8, 2020

Cloister

A newly invented Northern Irish term for a load of something similar to fuckton, shitheap etc.

“Aye that boy can drink a fair fuckin cloister.”

by Jordan427 March 9, 2021

Cristiano Ronaldo

A player who lives rent free in more than millions of humans heads..does not possess the technical elegance of Ronaldo Nazario nor the ability to create amazing chances like Messi but is still the GOAT
He is clutch af

Cristiano Ronaldo is the best of all time. Nothing else

by FluffyMelon January 23, 2021

Cristiano’s Luck

The most luckiest football player ever. Gets penalties, tap-ins or a defensive error most of the times now and people out there tweet his name in caps.

Example: I got Cristiano’s Luck so I'll top in the exam somehow, even if I don’t deserve too.

by ModricBetterThanZidane February 2, 2021