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Banks County

A county full of white redneck (imbred) trash. Kids there will give each other (blowjobs) or jack each other off. Overall don’t go to Banks County.
1 - Hey man wanna go jerk each other off in he Banks County bathrooms?
2 - That sounds like a great idea!
by Thatonefatkid96 October 16, 2019
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A school where every kid is either extremely right-wing or they're in the medical shop, if you don't share the same general opinions as other kids in your shop then congrats you're getting bullied. If you find a teacher who isn't sick of the students then they're probably sick of the shitty faculty members who can't communicate with anyone on anything unless it's in the form of either a poorly made pdf file or getting everyone in one room to talk for way too long.
Person 1: The name "Tri-County Regional Vocational Technical High School" is honestly way too long

Person 2: bro just call it "Tri"
by TabsTheGreat January 10, 2021
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Edmonton County School

A bunch of idiots that suck dicks for living . Also bunch of school fat head that love to simp on girls every day of the week because they love there mums in the wird way that’s why that school is full of bullshit and batty dickheads
by Hackan November 5, 2021
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Mineral County Maneuver

Using ones sexual appeal to seduce law enforcement into not ticketing you for illegal traffic violations l.
Did you see how he used the Mineral County Maneuver on that cop? Whipped out his penis and wiggled it to get out of a ticket.
by Golden Sterling January 2, 2022
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Amador County

A county in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, California. It is infested with a toxic mixture of rednecks and city slickers and they occasionally go to war over parking spaces. Watch out ElDo, we got a freaking movie theater! Yeah, you heard it, a singular movie theater!
Girl 1: I heard Amador County is full a rednecks.
Redneck: HORSR HORSE I LUV HORse
Guy who just moved in from Folsom: What the FUCK is a frog jump???
by Exxen Oxen March 31, 2022
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Stepford County Railway

A British railway simulator game on ROBLOX that's actually pretty cool gameplay-wise, however due to frequent spammers and trolls, as well as poor community management, the game often receives somewhat of a negative reputation.
Person 1: What's your favorite ROBLOX game? Mine is Stepford County Railway
Person 2: get the fuck away from me
by zvcxasdfkwyrio June 17, 2022
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Marin County

Marin County summed up:

- The old bearded hippie who drives a beat-up Peugeot station wagon and does Simon & Garfunkel covers is actually a multimillionaire.
- They claim to be liberals, but are visibly uncomfortable around people of color.
- There are more Porsche 911s than there are Black people.
- No good Asian food, except for maybe 3 restaurants.
- Only Tam, Marin Academy, Redwood, Branson and to some extent, Marin Catholic are relevant.
- The only immigrants here are your friends' Swedish, Dutch or German moms or French, British or Italian dads.
- Houses may be ugly 80s leftovers, but they're still worth $5 million.
- Kids turn into druggies or alcoholics before their sixteenth birthdays, and their parents let them.
- Your dad is in a band, mountain bikes, and has an old BMW or Porsche.
- Your mom teaches yoga, has a Patagonia puffer and only shops at farmers' markets.
Marin County is the only place I've ever seen a Range Rover with a Bernie Sanders bumper sticker.
by henry1272838442 March 25, 2023
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