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The Cesson

When you cum in your own mouth and then proceed to eat-out a female with the intention of getting her pregnant
Tried the Cesson and now my wife’s pregnant.
by Camden_Loves_Milk February 21, 2025
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Stolen consolation

when a creep (e.g. news caster; Youtube producer) exploits someone else's tragedy without consent from the victim. Wholly for the sake of garnering attention, monetary gain, or gratification for themselves. Under the color of caring about the victim, and the tragedy.
Wow, that creep ham and cheesed it up like he was the one who lost his legs. It was total stolen consolation. He was making a Youtube video. He used someone else's tragedy to garner attention for himself while feigning concern. That poor man who lost his legs. He did not consent to be a prop for this creep's show. It was super gross, and I puked a little. It was so dramatic that I had to literally destroy my device. This tragedy exploitation porn I witnessed. It caused me to denounce the western world, and join a monastery.
by MessiahIAM April 28, 2025
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Dirty Corso

When a state wrestling champ greases you up with chapstick, and forces you feet first inside the beaver of a latina
She tried to Dirty Corso me, but I dipped out bc I was on my last carmex.
by Derrickandthedonkeynuts June 10, 2025
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Promised Consort Radahn

The final boss of the Elden Ring Shadow of the Erd Tree DLC. The boss was as hard as Radahn’s balls upon release until they (fortunately) nerfed him significantly. Unfortunately this affected the few who did best him pre patch through development of a superiority complex.
Promised Consort Radahn is easy I just beat him 31st try”
by DrYamKnight October 12, 2025
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Stop consoling me

Yeah, and...
Hym "Stop consoling me. Stop fucking consoling me. I don't want to fucking hear it from you."
by Hym Iam December 11, 2025
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Last day of console

Cant get shit on, on yo last day of console
You can kill me it’s my last day of console
by Korrin11 November 5, 2020
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Curse Of The Console

When you always want to be playing on “insert console” but you have things to do.
“Did you heard from Jim he’s been out.”

“I heard he got the curse of the console!”
by Cubeking April 19, 2022
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