Cooter Scooter 

A roommate that brings alot of ass around the house and gets you laid.

Pedro: What you doing tonight??

Phillip: I was thinking about taking the cooter scooter out tonight.. You want to come or just wait here??

Pedro: I'll just wait here, bring a brunette will ya?

Phillip: yeah, no worries bro.

Pedro: thanks duder.

Cooter Scooter by versilius January 13, 2009

cooter crunch 

When you can get through a series of crunches without queebing.

I did my cooter crunches in gym today while my partner held my feet.

cooter crunch by kkoo June 21, 2009

cooter puff 

its just a really really fun word to say,ok.oh ya and it means queefy dildoe

why is you moms cooter puff so...cooter puffery?!?

cooter puff by cooter puff man May 2, 2010

Cooter slam 

It is when you are fisting a girl and you pick her up and slam her down

I cooter slammed this girl into next year.

Cooter slam by Titans123 November 3, 2016

Cooter Blast 

Ejaculation.

He just cooter blasted all over her face!

Cooter Blast by Bob WhatsHisFace May 31, 2009

cooter roundhouse 

several quick kicks (and sometimes punches) administered to the cooter, an expansion of the cooter kick

Gina's such a bitch, she doesn't deserve just a cooter kick, she deserves a cooter roundhouse!

cooter roundhouse by Emily843 September 12, 2008

cooter-press 

Pressing female butt cheeks against the window from the inside of a car. Often while the car is in motion. If you can only see the butt cheeks, it is called a moon. But if you can see her cooter along with the moon, it is referred to as a cooter-press. Her butt along with her cooter are pressed against the window.

Oh my gosh Dilbert, did you see the car that just passed us? The girl in the back seat was giving us a cooter-press. Speed up and see if she will do it again.

cooter-press by Pokefan88 January 9, 2009