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contexting

being in a contest through text messaging.
"I just won concert tickets through the radio's contexting system!"
by gregdaddy89 January 14, 2008
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content masturbater

definition from Somethingawful.com

Any person who creates some form of content for the Internet, from movies to music to writing, and then refuses to stop gloating about and obsessing over their own creation. This usually occurs on their personal blogs, but has been known to spread throughout emails, instant messages, and newsgroups. For more information, also see BMO.
Person #1: (IM sent to 500 people) "Hey everybody! Come check out the most awesome, hilarious, original Flash game pitting George Bush against Osama Bin Laden! I made it, and it's been played 583,392,881 times in the last 10 minutes! Includes special guest appearances by Britney Spears and Michael Jackson, who show up to make topical jokes which rival abandoned Jay Leno monologues! Be sure to click on the links which appear in my awesome popup windows offering you chances to win free iPods and Eddie Bauer colostomy bags! This Flash game I made has been ranked #1 on Newgrounds, narrowly edging out 'Butt Quest 8' and 'The Mystery of Fart Mountain.' It's the funniest thing you'll ever see! Tell your friends about it! Tell your family! Oh god I'm lonely!"
by granada April 14, 2005
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concest.

He should have broken up with his boyfriend when he found out his boyfriend had concest.

When Seth and his cousin had sex, they had concest.
by Braxtany August 25, 2008
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conestoga highschool

a crowded and beat school in southeast PA. We smart and savage. it is very beat, and they make u wake up early as fuck. the teachers are chill less. our drink of choice is natural ice. we smart, but we chillin.
Candice blew a smart Asian from conestoga highschool.
by 1234569dicks June 5, 2016
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content chick

An annoying old bipolar troll who talks about sex constantly,needs constant attention and insults people half her age for no reason. Pronounced CONtent chick.
"Why is she trolling people on a message board for people half her age and then offering graphic sexual advice? She thinks she's interesting, but she's just a content chick."
by contentchick666 January 17, 2008
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conestoga

Enormous, oval-shaped hashish cigarette, so large it is difficult to smoke and nearly impossible for a single person to finish---hence its popularity at social gatherings.
Bubba wouldn't let go of that conestoga, he smoked the whole thing! Saw him a week later and he was still high, stumbling outta a Bonanza where he had just depleted their whole Buffet Spread in a munchies rampage.
by shizzlebot July 1, 2005
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context

(v) combo of words conversation and text(SMS TXT MSGING)i.e. to have a conversation via sms
context you later gurl!
by jantheman July 26, 2007
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