Coma constant

If you look up theories of whatever movie/series/book/game and take the number of all the speculations, you have to add (if not included) a certain constant in which (most of the time) a major character has been in coma the whole time and the plot was just made up in their head.

Because of this the number of theories can never be zero, thus making it a coma constant.

Person A: I really liked the story of {title}, I wonder if there are any good fan theories about it.
Person B: I've read something about {character} being in coma since {event}, nothing else

Person A: It's always that coma constant... Meh

Famous examples:
- Ash from Pokémon
- Harry from Harry Potter

- Finn from Adventure Time

by Lerua November 25, 2016

comalapas

What happens when you fly into El Salvador and subsequently end up emptying your guts in the closest receptacle for any number of days while never being allowed the ability to trust a fart.

Bro, where is Dave man? I haven't seen him for days?

Oh shit dude, you didn't know? Dave got those comalapas

by BigDeckDan November 26, 2016

comma crew

A crew of ballers. A group of very wealthy people. They make a lot of money and aren't afraid to make it rain. Spend a check and get it right back.

Hey I saw that group of guys popping bottles in vip last night. They were throwing money around like it was nothing. Must be nice to be a comma crew.

by twitterfingersitching June 27, 2017

Coma Blanket

A large blanket that covers one's body like it's being soul fucked by a cloud. Usually arm-knitted by a dude named Steve, the Coma Blanket is certain to ruin your life if you lack any sort of will power. Like the drug Heroin, once you experience the Coma Blanket, all of your desires to lead a productive life will slowly diminish as you ponder why you even have a job in the first place. You don't really need a house.....

I was going to adult today, but .....Coma Blanket.

by Jessmeow January 27, 2018

comma to the sky

An apostrophe

I just hired a new employee. Her name is bre’untia ( Bre (Comma to the sky) untia

by Chefb504 February 8, 2018

canmate

Someone who shares a bathroom with you, specifically when you have a setup where two dorm rooms are connected by a bathroom. People use this term in residence at Carleton University in Ottawa.

person 1: i got such good canmates this year, we're always hanging out.
person 2: not me. mine is such an asshole, they're always rude to me.
person 3: you guys get your own bathrooms? i have to use the communal one down the hall.

by I Can't Even November 17, 2019

CoMaCose

When you go home after a week of working at the manufacturing plant and pass out for the whole weekend because life is meaningless and nothing matters.

I've been working overtime at Cox Manufacturing, this weekend I went full CoMaCose.

by kamakazy13 July 24, 2020