Calendar gouge

When an Airbnb host refuses to accept a booking request unless you extend it to fill a gap in their calendar

I tried to go on holiday, and I thought I found the perfect place until I tried to book it and the host turned around and tried to calendar gouge me.

by Airbnb hosts ruining airbnb May 14, 2025

Coden

a very large prick that will most definitely ruin your life.

amy: don’t talk to coden he’s a prick

by muffinz May 17, 2025

Marie Calender Steamer

When one receives a blowjob in a car outside a resturant in the middle of winter and the windows steam up

Damn, that was the best marie calender steamer I ever had. I had to let the windows down to cool off

by buster903 October 16, 2010

Sesto Calende

One of the smallest towns in Italy. Located in northern Italy, in the boundaries of Milan by the Ticino river, it is a rather small town which interestingly enough attracts many tourists during Summer. There is a big Augusta Westland factory, reminiscent of the town's no-longer existing airplane factory, bombed during WWII. The bridge connecting it to Casteletto Sopra Ticino (and therefore connecting the regions of Lombardia and Piemonte) was also bombed by the Nazi, but a makeshift bridge made with fishing boats was made while the real bridge was being rebuilt. You have most likely never heard of this town, unless you are either from Italy or an avid tourist.

Old people usually go to Sesto to die, since it's a quiet, peaceful little town. It also has no hospitals, so most people from Sesto are from either Gallarate or Arona, two neighbouring cities.

Guy: "Say, dude, I'm going over to Sesto Calende this Summer; gonna go vist my granparents."

Dude: "You're going to Sesto Cawhat?!"

Guy: "I can see you're not much into tourist trips, eh?"

by franx12 July 29, 2011

Itcher Clencher

When you fart to itch your rectum instead of openly scratching, while trying to not let a loud one out.

Yesterday in class I had a bad bootay itch and had to let out an itcher clencher.

by Guitarman78 August 16, 2011

death clench

The act of squeezing you ass cheeks so tight in order to keep the turd from shooting out.

John: Yo it smells in here, do you have to poop?
Tony: Dude my bad my death clench can only hold so long, I need a toilet.

by verny1234567890 January 4, 2012

Crab clench

A vagina that won't let it go, no matter what. She'll hold on till she's pregnant.

Get me out of your crab clench, honey! We don't need a child yet!

by Spiker_snu March 28, 2016