Cointreauception 

Used among upper class twits. When you're so pissed on fine fine booze it is impossible to cum.

"It's okay Tarquin, we'll use cointreauception!"
"Oh no, Gwinevereleth, you didn't drink enough cointreau and now you'll give birth to a baby tory! Should have cointreaucepted"

Cointreauception by appledoomgoliathteaherpoo February 25, 2009

coint 

an expression coined for urban dictionary, frequently related to the word cunt or coitus.

A few coints in urban dictionary: aunt; bunt; cunt; dunt; sunt; xunt; and zunt.

coint by jammyboil April 21, 2007

cypriot coincidence 

when you hear something for the first time, and then almost immediately hear it again.

9AM: "hey, did you hear Jill is going to Cyprus for her honeymoon? Cypriots are hot!"

thinking...wow, I never realized that people from Cyprus are called Cypriots

12PM: "Let's go to that restaurant that has Cypriot food..."

shocked... i just learned the word today! what a cypriot coincidence!

cypriot coincidence by fluggerbug July 20, 2009

coincadinct

Coincadinct is another way to say fag to a teacher or anyone you hate

karthik walked up to the teacher and said your a coincadinct Exscuse me Never mind said Karthik

coincadinct by karthik d February 6, 2009

grab coins like a jew 

A derogatory thing to say to someone who is poor or doesn't like to give.

Hassan:"Give me money please, I'm homeless and need some food preferably a Kebab."
Yusef:"No!"
Hassan:"Please!"
Yusef:"I'm kinda of tight in money right now."
Hassan:"You grab coins like a jew you fool!"

grab coins like a jew by Aluckba August 30, 2016

coinkeedink 

a coincidence

It's just a coinkeedink that Bill and Ted's bikes are the same color.

coinkeedink by Rollo October 13, 2003

Mustard Coincidence

A 'Mustard Coincidence' occurs when you hear the same subject repeated from differing sources in close timing multiple times with no obvious alternative explanation.

A One of your friends talks at length about mustard while eating mustard.

Later in the day you see a mustard commercial on TV

You then see a man buying inordinate amounts of mustard at the supermarket.

This is the Mustard Coincidence.

Mustard Coincidence by c--b April 25, 2010