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Marty: please katie eat my balls

Katie: my mouth is already stuffed with your cock
Marty: please
Katie: fine
Marty: whos that taste
Marty: Katie? Katie?
nararator: katie is chocking on marty pp
10 mins later

the hospital had to cut marty balls and pp off
marty now hyas a vagina
cant belive you found this.
by sped demon January 27, 2023
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cantada

Used as a replacement for " That Canadian Can't Do It "
Person 1: Hey dude, Cantada!
Person 2: Oh, yeah!
by an Oklahoma March 7, 2023
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cant remember that i asked

some mutated frick version of “who asked
Dude 1: wassup dude fortnite chapter 4 season 2 just got released
Dude 2: im sorry… but i cant remember that i asked
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Cantaloupe

A regular .PNG image that was given a meme status by a certain content creator
Streamer: *accidentally shows something embarrassing/weird on stream*
Streamer: AAAAAA-*cuts stream into an image of cantaloupe while low quality music plays*
by GlueNumber1 April 8, 2023
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Cantankerous

An old, cranky, and all around grumpy man. Usually named Tim.
Megan: Jesus, I wish there was a word to describe Tim.

Jason: Yeah, he's very cantankerous.
by fastintegra90 April 22, 2023
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cantharidin

the sexiest and realest underground jojo shitposter on tiktak
1: yoo did you watch *cantharidin*’s latest video?
2:no what was it
1: he put a yoshikage kira cutout in a primark wild cherry bubblegum plastic container and nutted on it so hard the ink changed colour!!
by canthywanthy August 2, 2023
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cantalo penis

When you mean to write cantaloupe and it autocorrects so you look it up on urban dictionary and it doesn’t exist so you add it to the list.

Cantalo penis is up to one’s imagination. What does it mean to you? It’s filled with opportunity. It NEEDS to be here
Cantelo penis: is a typo of cantaloupe

Imagine this:
you are in a heated text-debate about which melon is superior. You make a claim about the Cantaloupe.
"Cantaloupe is the worst!" is what you meant. "Cantalo penis” the worst!" is what came out.
by Spikeballlovers69 August 3, 2023
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