A sexy british-irish boyband that leaves millions of teenage girls stunned by their amazingness! It consists of five flawless boys named Liam James Payne, Louis William Tomlinson, Zayn Jawaad Malik, Niall James Horan, and Harry Edward Styles. They each auditioned for the X-factor separately but ended up forming together as a group by uncle simon on July 23, 2010 at 8:22 p.m. They got third place in the X-factor. They have made one album called Up All Night and are currently making a new one. Their fanbase are called directioners aka the most amazing people on earth. If you do not support the boys then GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN.
Directioner #1: How many r's are there?
Directioner #2: 6!
Directioner #1: What did Jimmy protest?
Directioner #2: NO!
Directioner #1: Isn't One Direction like the most amazing thing ever?!
Directioner #2: OMC YES!!
*both directioners do the inbetweeners dance*
Directioner #2: 6!
Directioner #1: What did Jimmy protest?
Directioner #2: NO!
Directioner #1: Isn't One Direction like the most amazing thing ever?!
Directioner #2: OMC YES!!
*both directioners do the inbetweeners dance*
by Directioner Forever August 8, 2012
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Dude, that show last night was so awesome I got a cigerection.
Ah man, smoking used to give me such a cigerection but now it doesn't really do much.
Ah man, smoking used to give me such a cigerection but now it doesn't really do much.
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1. (n) A covert correction; to surreptitiously correct somebody's literary mistake by using it properly in reply.
Person: "I saw the Red Hot Pepper Chilis on tv, what's the drummer's name?"
Reply, with a Covection: "Oh, the drummer for the Red Hot Chili Peppers? I'm not sure."
Reply, with a Covection: "Oh, the drummer for the Red Hot Chili Peppers? I'm not sure."
by RhythmicPassion December 13, 2009
Get the Covection mug.The sensation experienced when one sits down after a long day and experiences an erection due to how amazing sitting down feels. This may also be referred to as "chairousal" for females.
Girl: "Do you have a boner right now??"
Guy: "Well I haven't sat down all day and I'm exhausted! I've got a chairection because this couch is so comfortable!"
Guy: "Well I haven't sat down all day and I'm exhausted! I've got a chairection because this couch is so comfortable!"
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"Bro..that movie was so good, it gave me a cinerection!"
"Bro..that movie was so good, it gave me a cinerection!"
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Get the Direction mug.People who think they are fans but are lying to themselves and others... the only reason why they are “fans” is because they only like that the boys look. And in some cases they’ll even diss the boys for not being “attractive enough” when they are all perfect just the way the are. They are so mean and rude, I mean they diss Niall and Liam saying they aren’t good looking even though they are handsome and beautiful human beings!! And if they have the audacity to diss one of the lads they aren’t fans and to call themselves directioners is a fooking joke. In some cases they won’t know anything about the lads and just say random facts that are completely wrong or won’t get certain concepts like for example; Louis + carrots or “Niall is afraid of spoons”
Person 1: I love one direction so much I can’t wait to see them live this year (2019)
Person 2: they’re still on the hiatus unfortunately
Person 3: oh did they start this year
Person 2: 😑 I don’t know you guys anymore.. STRANGER DANGER!!!! DIRECTIONATORS
Or
Person 1: why is Liam so ugly
Person 2: *calls one direction fandom*
*a whole gang of people show up*
Person 2: want to say that again. Liam is fooking beautiful and there’s more people to come if you want to finish this outside directionantor!
Or
Person 1: harry and carrots is so funny
*shows video of Louis saying he likes carrots*
Person 2: that’s Louis Tomlinson. The sassiest person alive. Now get out of my house
Person 1: but it’s midnight
Person 2: should’ve thought of that before you came into a directioners territory
And finally
Person 1: the lads are quite cute but they can’t sing very well I prefer BTS
person 2: *shoots person 1 in the head. Then burns house down*
Police officer: why did you kill her?
Person 2: because she one direction can’t sing
Police officer: oh you can leave. You’ve rid the world of a sin you are free to go, you should get a badge for your contributions to the community. We don’t need directionators in the world
Person 2: they’re still on the hiatus unfortunately
Person 3: oh did they start this year
Person 2: 😑 I don’t know you guys anymore.. STRANGER DANGER!!!! DIRECTIONATORS
Or
Person 1: why is Liam so ugly
Person 2: *calls one direction fandom*
*a whole gang of people show up*
Person 2: want to say that again. Liam is fooking beautiful and there’s more people to come if you want to finish this outside directionantor!
Or
Person 1: harry and carrots is so funny
*shows video of Louis saying he likes carrots*
Person 2: that’s Louis Tomlinson. The sassiest person alive. Now get out of my house
Person 1: but it’s midnight
Person 2: should’ve thought of that before you came into a directioners territory
And finally
Person 1: the lads are quite cute but they can’t sing very well I prefer BTS
person 2: *shoots person 1 in the head. Then burns house down*
Police officer: why did you kill her?
Person 2: because she one direction can’t sing
Police officer: oh you can leave. You’ve rid the world of a sin you are free to go, you should get a badge for your contributions to the community. We don’t need directionators in the world
by Jcm.323 April 7, 2019
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