by inertia67 December 21, 2022
A person who dates or has sexual relations with Chuckwagon and Chariot drivers for their own benefit.
by Wagonchick1999 July 11, 2016
Chuck Klosterman is a bearded North-American bespectacled gopher, journalist for various magazines and the author of books of pop-culture analysis such as Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Puffs. Often called the "angsty novelty-scholar nephew of Hunter S. Thompson" by no one, Klosterman picks up subjects such as movies, serial killers, 80's glam-metal and television where bored suburban teenagers left off and entertains his own witty opinions as creative subject matter.
His books can be found in the backpacks of most hipster photography majors and cited on blogs.
Klosterman is important in the world of pop-literature by ensuring the millions of trivia-surfing, internet-era college students that their sweeping opinions of today's culture based on surface-medias is damn good enough to be a well-rounded human.
Woody Allen surely could not have done Chuck's job any better.
His books can be found in the backpacks of most hipster photography majors and cited on blogs.
Klosterman is important in the world of pop-literature by ensuring the millions of trivia-surfing, internet-era college students that their sweeping opinions of today's culture based on surface-medias is damn good enough to be a well-rounded human.
Woody Allen surely could not have done Chuck's job any better.
Liam: "I never realized how whimsical it could be to talk about John Wayne Gacy but Chuck Klosterman makes it so easy you'd think the guy was as cool to have met as Elvis!"
Chadley: "Right?? Want to come over later and watch the John Stuart show, some George Lopez standup and Carl Sagan lectures??"
Liam: "Fraid not, bro, Matilda and I have plans to smoke a bowl and go to a thrift store to people watch for the lulz."
Chadley: "Right?? Want to come over later and watch the John Stuart show, some George Lopez standup and Carl Sagan lectures??"
Liam: "Fraid not, bro, Matilda and I have plans to smoke a bowl and go to a thrift store to people watch for the lulz."
by pynchin February 03, 2013
To “Chuck a Plume” or “Chuck plumes” is to take a large hit of a vape devise, making a large cloud of vaper smoke.
by plume chucker August 16, 2019
by Godfatherr April 12, 2019
Drunk girl staggering around the bar, obnoxiouly close talking to everyone in her path. Embarrased friend hooks her by the arm and yanks her out the door "gong show" style. Crowd erupts in loud applause.
"Holy shit. That girl was drunk as F and would not shut up. Thank god her friend Chuck Barris'd her ass out of here". Every bar needs a Chuck Barris.
by lindalongarms February 23, 2019
Being reincarnated to come back as a parasite that is flushed down the toilet and it's only job is to feed off the shit in a septic tank.
by Tee Racys gonagetcha August 16, 2021