One who lifts a 4-wheel-drive vehicle, accenting it with every imaginable bolt-on accessory possible; light package, chrome wheels, bumpers and occasionally even an upgraded engine. But the "Chrome Jockey" differs from the off-road-enthusiast by never allowing his vehicle to get dirty, or go off-road in any way whatsoever. Choosing instead to spend his/her free time cleaning and polishing their rig. This activity has also been known to greatly increase the douschebag factor by an exponential margin, and can rarely be recovered from.
by BlackPearlSailing January 4, 2013
Get the chrome jockey mug.The state of rest one achieves due to drug use (chiefly smoking marijuana) or sometimes even strenuous labor. While chronned out one is unable to perform tasks that require effort beyond that of procuring snacks, watching movies, gaming, or browsing the web.
Joe: Yo, I'm coming over in like 10 minutes to jam. You gotta play drums.
Dave: I don't know bro. I didn't sleep last night and just took a massive bong hit. I think I'm just gonna chron out and read til I pass out.
Joe: Yeah, I just got outta work and should probably chron out too. We'll do it tomorrow.
Dave: Did you say something?
Dave: I don't know bro. I didn't sleep last night and just took a massive bong hit. I think I'm just gonna chron out and read til I pass out.
Joe: Yeah, I just got outta work and should probably chron out too. We'll do it tomorrow.
Dave: Did you say something?
by m00nmaster June 18, 2013
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The act of copying and pasting Google chrome icons on one's desktop to fill the entire desktop screen.
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Jesus what was that?
Just Mike sneezing.
He has what can be defined as chronic hypernasal dysplasia
Jesus what was that?
Just Mike sneezing.
He has what can be defined as chronic hypernasal dysplasia
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