Chinapaign

1: The name given to the University of Illinois in Champaign, Illinois due to its overwhelming asian student population.

Lauryn: Damn there are so many Asians here.
Bryan: I know, Freaking Chinapaign.

or

Brandyn: Why is the noodle shop always so packed?
Mike: long story short, Chinapaign. Long story long, Because this is Chinapaign.

by Oh herro prease October 5, 2011

China Eastern Airlines

A Chinese airlines was started on June 25, 1988, and is headquartered at Shanghai Hongqiao International Airport. They don’t know how to clean planes, because they’re lazy pieces of shit who don’t care. They are the second largest airlines in China, which means they’re like the American Airlines of China. Also they don’t care to provide WiFi, because China only pretends to be in the 21st century.

WARNING: their planes struggle to stay flying!!

Today I flew on China Eastern Airlines, it was horrible! The plane was filthy, the seats where too, there wasn’t any WiFi, and the damn engines were so loud!

by Flying whale July 15, 2018

China someone

To China someone: to eat their pet

“China that guy! He looks like he deserves it”
“I heard Ms. Tanaka tried to China someone. She’s crazy”

by PandaCrisis July 10, 2019

Quasimoto Chinaman

A sex position where the guy sits in a rolling office chair with his legs apart, the woman bends over in a doggie position. when he's inside her, she grabs his legs like rickshaw poles and hobbles around the office bent over; pulling him around with him trying not to fall out of her!

hey man where's bob?
Oh he's staying at work late with that intern. He's probably going to give her the Quasimoto Chinaman! doggie,office sex, rickshaw

by bleach_dave October 18, 2015

Stainless China

The area between your sweater and shirt.

That's one fine Stainless China

by Al Gore Ithm July 26, 2017

Bull in a china shop

Jessica Isabelle Covey

Oh Jess, have you fallen over again? Stop being such a bull in a china shop.

by lubeybradasikwan November 2, 2018

Chinadia

a little known country located on the former "democratic republic of iceland". it was originally inhabited by the habichuchu tribes men and then conquered by millitant sociallist quakers. In, 1986 a revolutionist by the name of Nick Char came to the island after hearing of the mass genocide. He sought out the millitant quakers with support from The U.S.S.R. and Somalia and brought them down 3 years later. Every president after him was assasinated by his diper-wearing possesed hermaphrodite henchmen. he is now severing his 90th term and sends all political dissidents to foreign concentration camps in the Fjords of Sweden. all men after the age of 9 months are enlisted in the "Forces révolutionnaires de la république grande de Chinadia." the current vice president Buhbba ja Bummner Holzman is a brutal man who originates from the Long Lost ancient state known as Delaware that has since been turned into a Nuclear Weapons testing ground for the U.S. government. the chinadian millitary general is Will Boyd who derives from tyoga county PA. (see USA) he a cruel quadrapeligic who controls the millitary from a graphing interface know as "A.S.S." assualt simulatetion system. the native language consists of a hyrbid of French and Flemmish the laguage spoken by the native tribes men is pig latin. the capital is currently found in the outdoor education shed located in Westtown PA (see will boyd) this technologically advanced facillity run all millitary and governmental opperations. To this day, Chinadia's GPS coordinates are unknown to majority of human life on Earth.

Viva La Chinadia!

"Maybe this president guy Nick Char isnt the greateast guy they make him out to be..."

"Blasphemy!!! The Chinadian president is a God and should be reveared and cherished as such!!!"
*guns fire*

by mo bizzle torrizzle April 26, 2005