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The Children of Chaos 

The Children of Chaos is an awesome band.

SWATing Children 

Yelling out in class that another student is making "gun signs" with his hands or other objects to get the victim student kicked out of school temporarily and sent to juvenile detention while being investigated by authorities. School policies having zero tolerance and the victim has no recourse for being the victim of a "SWATing Children" attack. This is a bullying technique that became popular in schools in late 2013.

This is similar to SWATing except that the victimized child usually does not have to face a SWAT team with guns drawn.
On April 3rd, 2014 in Vernon, New Jersey a 13 year old boy Ethan Chaplin was suspended from school for twirling a pencil - another student said he was making "gun motions send him to juvie". This prompted the school to suspend Ethan and require a psych eval just to return. The student that "SWATing Children"'d Ethan did this as retaliation.

Google "He's making gun motions, send him to juvie." to find this story on the web.
SWATing Children by Dr. Cook May 19, 2014

blanket children 

When a dude dumps a load of cum in his blanket post jerk off
Dude I've had so many blanket children it's not even funny
blanket children by Handledeeznutz November 2, 2015

Smeggy Children

Suffering from smegma, smeggy children is where the minor lumps begin to look like baby heads. To make it seem like children, the pubes get stuck in the smegma.
Bout to shag some lass last night but she got scared after seeing my smeggy children

tiny children 

yo dude i was masteurbating and tiny children came out

priority children 

When you have multiple children from different partners and favor one or some of the children instead of all. You put one child higher than another.
You never see this baby but you can drop anything for your priority children.
priority children by Nikonym July 2, 2018