Carlos Wong

The person with the absolute B I G G E S T dong like humongous and can pull any chick all while eating pussy

Person: hey man!

Carlos Wong: *eating pussy noises*

by Stingieboi October 30, 2019

z.e.r.o._.carlos

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by uquququququq18274 February 19, 2021

Wet Carlos

A beautiful yet soggy Mexican

This motherfucker looking like a Wet Carlos .

by Bowen4637 June 6, 2018

Carlos Mencia

A crass, hispanic comedian. He has been called a racist, a spick,an unamerican, an insult to mexicans( or the "politically correct" hispanic), and has recieved death threats. But you know what...I DON'T GIVE A DAMN. Carlos Mencia is a funny comedian who recently got a show on Comedy Central calle "Mind of Mencia", showcasing his ability to be completely and brutally honest about the strange new world around him called america.

Did you see Mind of Mencia last night? It was funny!
Friend: I'm mexican dumbass. That guy aint funny.

by Hell Yeah I'm American! August 1, 2005

Omar Carlo

Pooping in someone's mouth while they're asleep, then lighting the poop on fire so that it resembles a Cuban cigar.

"Hunter was surprised to discover that Creek had given him an Omar Carlo while he slept."

by trgdtgrtrguil May 16, 2007

Monte Carlo

Ejaculating onto a womans used tampon as she pulls it from her vagina

She pulled out her tampon and I gave her a monte carlo

by the amazing TW March 18, 2010

Carlos the Jacker

Carlos the Jacker is a renowned European terrorist who jacks off on his victims or their stuff.

The Archduke of Lichtenstein knew he had been a victim of Carlos the Jacker when he found suspicious jizz on his stemware, and on his corgis "Steffi" and "von Brucellosis".

"Damn you, Carlos!" he cried out, shaking his tiny fist.

by scodder April 30, 2010