Calum Barry

A fat and ugly freak that no one likes and is very insecure and is clinically depressed and wants to buy someone something but they refuse and it’s annoying them

Person1: err that’s Calum Barry
Person2: yeah I know he’s a freak

by Freak no one likes June 9, 2019

Callum

Callum normally a hidious human you will ever see

He likes to hang arond with 11 year old girls and boys mostly

He lost his virginity to a ferrit and some how have the ferrite aids
Now callum is sleeping in my sisters basement with a camera in my sisters room.
If you see a callum run and scream.

Callum "callum is such a ferritfucker"

by Feritfucker July 12, 2019

Calum

A sexy man with a great sense of humour! Usually has a Hamish and picks up all the chicks!! Very rich and has everything Apple and all the new devices!!!!

Have you seen Calum, he’s so hottttt!!!

by Calum H November 13, 2019

Callum

That mythical man who’s is also known as Top Shafter! The name he acquired after dorm parties at the all boys boarding school

At the end of the final school term he was given the Callum award

by The wise elf February 9, 2020

Callum

small dick.

Person 1: What's Callum's dick like?
Person 2: its just so small...

by ARandomFraya June 2, 2020

Callum

A fucking know it all who thinks he's the best and trys to act smart. In doing so loses his friends. DON'T BE A CALLUM

God look at that he's a callum

by Dundei January 24, 2017

Callum

Slightly, strange (OK, not slightly, very strange) and not exactly the brightest. Loves nothing more than annoying all his "friends" very much. However, although he's annoying, he's really good at sports including tennis, badminton and cross-country. And is OK company, some of the time...

That guy's not very smart, bet he's a Callum.

by Legoman127 May 1, 2016