The night mom cooks cabbage for the whole family and, as a consequence, turns their digestive tracts into a nuclear fart factory, the gas of which permeates the entire household and forces everyone to tear open their windows like delirious fugitives, turn on their fans and spray enough cucumber melon body spray to choke a horse.
*in a sing-song style*
"Yes, it's cabbage night...and my ass ain't feelin' right."
*sprays some cucumber body spray*
*toilet flushes*
*windows open all over the house*
"Yes, it's cabbage night...and my ass ain't feelin' right."
*sprays some cucumber body spray*
*toilet flushes*
*windows open all over the house*
by Belinski April 26, 2017
Get the Cabbage Nightmug. by TheKingOfThisThang January 19, 2016
Get the rice and cabbagemug. a person that was brutally rape behind the head by a horny donkey, and got left with a huge scar of a misrable memeroy.
Adel went to a petting zoo after getting drunk at a party and woke up with a donkey next to him and felt a tingling pain in his head. After going to the hospital the docter said he had a case of cabbage patchness he said it'll take years to recover. After years of pain he still can't think right.
by Sysco August 3, 2006
Get the cabbage patchmug. by jerseyshore99 October 15, 2010
Get the muff cabbagemug. That one guy in high school that thought he was the shit but in reality no one liked him. Also is the type of guy that takes advantage of a drunk girl
by Melonanger III March 19, 2016
Get the Dirty Cabbagemug. Dude I have my first ever wank last wank last night I didn't properly ejaculate it was only a bit of cabbage juice
by Runnerboy13 November 17, 2015
Get the Cabbage Juicemug. "Dude theres nothing wrong with fucking fat bitches, alls I'm saying, is sometimes you get one with a muffled cabbage!"
by XxIso1atorXx November 11, 2013
Get the muffled cabbagemug.