Muff Cabbage

Its a jersey thing

Your fucking Garbage, your fucking garbage.... Muff Cabbage

by 1spd Adz October 26, 2010

rice and cabbage

the act of doing better, or looking good.

Yass bitch, you know your girl ate her rice and cabbage when she was at prom.

by TheKingOfThisThang January 19, 2016

cabbage patch

a person that was brutally rape behind the head by a horny donkey, and got left with a huge scar of a misrable memeroy.

Adel went to a petting zoo after getting drunk at a party and woke up with a donkey next to him and felt a tingling pain in his head. After going to the hospital the docter said he had a case of cabbage patchness he said it'll take years to recover. After years of pain he still can't think right.

by Sysco August 3, 2006

muff cabbage

vagina

Snooki want smush smush. Snooki wants your douglas in her muff cabbage.

by jerseyshore99 October 15, 2010

Chinese Cabbage

An umbrella term for two legumes of the cabbage family:

1) Napa Cabbage (used mainly for Kimchi)
2) Bok Choy

Person A: Hey do you want to buy some Chinese cabbage?
Person B: Ok but which Chinese cabbage?
Person A: Hmmmmmm, that's a good question 🤔🤔

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 14, 2021

Vage Cabbage

Where a vaginas lips and skin are lose and looks like a head of cabbage.

"Man, she has Vage Cabbage. It was so ugly I was like let me just get a pudding pop"

by Sarcasticallyperfectinperfecti June 6, 2020

blue cabbage

super veiny ball sack

Sally: Steve I would suck on your balls but your blue cabbage is really yucking me out.

Steve: I would say the same about your dirty sink. So I guess we're even.

by Wafflebender July 7, 2014